If you have not had dinner yet you may want to remove the chips. Please people, don't forget that they may contain viruses and need to be cooked to reduce the threat.
If you typed in the address in that little box thingy at the top of your screen then maybe you should try it one more time, maybe two, why not show your potential and do it 20 times!
If you have not eaten your miscrochip, now is the time to do it. I can hear your stomache rumbling. EAT IT! Now!
If you actually DID just eat your microchip then is it any wonder that your computer is broken? I think not! Why don't you just go back to your TV... yes, it's still there!!! really it is!!! Go and turn it on now... ok, don't adjust your set, the picture is fine, it's just your eyes that are messed up from years of computer radiation.
If you think your brain is still in working order (Yeah. Right) you might want to try to fix the problem yourself, click here.
Some sites require you to give them your credit card details, password and telephone number. If you have previously refused to do this (and you have been warned) this is why your computer is not allowing you to access this site. |
