About one week after being in the jungle, everyone is getting just about tired of eating coconuts. Except Gackt.

Hyde: I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go home, I wanna go�
Gackt: Silence, mortal!
Hyde: Yes master! *cower*
Sarah: Don�t start fighting...you�re driving me crazy!
Yuki: You dunno how to drive!
Sarah: Don�t you back sass me young man!
Yuki: Oh yeah?! Whatcha gonna do about it, woman?!
jo: Oh my gosh... *pops in the door* Do I hear Wufei?
Wufei: no.
Sarah: AHHHHHHH!
Yuki: And who�s this cutie?
Ken: EW! Get it out of my house!
Everyone: *stare*
Ken: It is my house.
jo: Ok, so let me get this straight here. Wufei appeared, and�wait, did I just hear Yukihiro call him cute?!
Sakura: Of course not. How could he be cute?
jo: My thoughts exactly...
Yuki: Oh, go pound salt in your ass, Sakura.
Sakura: I don�t think it�ll fit, but okay...
Tetsu: You must have a pretty small�
Sarah: Let�s not discuss it. Please.
Hyde: ...I wanna go home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home.
Gackt: *smack* You�re cute, but you�re not that cute.
Hyde: ...
Ken: ...
Sakura: ...
Sarah: Aren�t you gonna start crying...?
Hyde: ...
jo: wait for it...
Hyde: ...I wanna go home. I wanna go home. I wanna go home.
Sakura: Shut up! All of you! You�re driving me to drink!
Gackt: There�s nothing *to* drink!!
Ken: Yeah, cuz believe me I�d be drinkin� it!
jo: Well... I guess we could try and devise a totally messed up plan that�s so crazy it just might work...
Tetsu: I�m way ahead of you. *lighting tampons on fire*
Ken: Well Tetsu, you finally learned the ways of the woman.
Sarah: Again, let�s please not discuss it... Must I repeat myself?!
Gackt: Hmm...I think Tetsu might be onto something here...
jo: Yeah! Flaming tampons - the next big thing in reality TV?
Sakura: No, *this* is the biggest thing in reality TV!
Ken: True dat! If somebody was filming this then we could send it to the guy who made �Survivor�!
Sarah: No, because then millions of fangirls would want me and jo dead.
Tetsu: What for? *lights up another tampon*
jo: Tetsu, you�re so cute every girl wants the chance to be stranded on an island with you!
Hyde: ...I wanna go home. I�m cuter...I wanna go home. I wanna go home...
jo: Yes, that�s true, but�
Tetsu: *burts into tears, drops his tampons and runs out the door*
jo: Woops.
Sarah: Now see what you�ve done?!
jo: I said WOOPS!
Sarah: Oh, and that makes it a whole lot better! THANKS!
jo: YOU�RE WELCOME!
Sarah: *chases after Tetsu*
Gackt: Sigh...I miss my dog.
jo: I miss your dog, too...
Gackt: ...
Hyde: Did I mention that I wanna go home?
jo: Hey, what happened to Yukihiro?
Yuki: I�m right here...
jo: That�s weird. I didn�t even notice you...or Sakura or Ken. Strange...
Yuki: ...
Gackt: ...
Ken: ...
Sakura: ...
Hyde: ...
jo: ...
Yuki: GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD!
jo+Gackt: *bust out laughing*
Ken: I�m scared! Hold me!
Sakura: No thanks!
jo: AH! FLEAS!
Gackt: Fleas? Where?!
jo: EVERYWHERE!
Gackt: HYDE ME!
Hyde: quit saying that! ><
jo: JUST RUN! *pushes Hyde, Ken, Yukihiro, and Sakura out the door and over the balcony*
Gackt: Don�t leave me!
jo: *throws him off the balcony* Happy now?
Gackt: Yes, because I had 4 retards to cushion my fall.
jo: Now let�s get out of here before...*shifty eyes* we get eaten by...*camera zooms in to her all fast-like* ...THE FLEAS!
Yuki: *takes off running into the trees* TO APPLE WORLD!
Ken: Man, what is wrong with that nutjob?!
Gackt: He�s a crack baby...
jo: Don�t speak ill of the dead!
Sakura: Um..he�s not dead.
jo: Yet. O_o
Gackt: Alright. Moving on...
Hyde: Guess what everyone?
jo: ...
Hyde: I wanna go home.
Sakura: Everyone knows! NOW SHOVE IT!
Ken: Here Hyde. Take a puff of this!
Hyde: *stare*
jo: [slow motion] *tries to jump in the way* NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.....*falls in front of Hyde and he just stares at her while he takes the joint from Ken*
Hyde: Weird girl.
Ken: You can say that again.
Gackt: Weird bitch!
jo: *cries*
Hyde: Anyway, back to *my* problems... *takes a puff* ...
jo: And...
Ken: Well...?

Somewhere else, Sarah trails a highly offended Tetsu through the woods. Not a pretty picture!

Sarah: Tetsu!
Tetsu: Don�t look at me! I�m a beast!
Sarah: Oh...no you are not! Come back here!
Tetsu: A beast, I tell you! A BEAST!
Sarah: Tetsu, you can�t get a complex just because jo said Hyde was cuter than you! She�s so biased towards Hyde, she�d...
Tetsu: She�d what?
Sarah: Well, if you ever cut this out then we can go and find them, and chances are she�ll be doing it...
Tetsu: I don�t care! If I�m not the sexiest thing alive than I�m not worthy of breathing this air!
Kenshin: Tetsu! Suicide is not the answer!
Tetsu: And who the fuck are you?
Sarah: GASP!
Tetsu: You under-fed, long haired, carrot-top...really...really...white....guy!
Kenshin: ...*falls to the floor in a fetal position and shakes*
Sarah: See?! Your words can cause even the most powerful men to fall to their knees! SO DON�T KILL YOURSELF!
Tetsu: I must...I must because... *dramatic wind*
Yuki: Tetsu! *standing up on a big rock*
Tetsu: Great, what do you want, big head? And if you say one word about Apple World, I�ll come up there and [censored]!!! Ya hear?!
Yuki: I was just gonna say that...
Sarah: ...what...?
Yuki: Tetsu...
Tetsu: WHAT?!!!!! I�M RIGHT HERE FOR GOD�S SAKE JUST SAY IT!
Sarah: Yukihiro, you�re driving him to the edge!
Yuki: Tetsu... Tetsu, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Tetsu: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! *runs up the side of the rock and knocks him off it, they both roll down the other side*
Sarah: Oh no! One casualty already?! This is just wonderful...
Gackt: Here we come to save the day! *swings in on a vine with a loin-cloth on*
jo: Woo, take it off! WOOO! *waves money*
Sarah: Great...now here they all come...
Ken: Heheheh, Hyde, watch out for that crocodile!
Hyde: *falls into a mud puddle, laughing like a dork*
Ken: *falls on top of him*
Sakura: Hey, where�s the rumble?
Sarah: *points*
Sakura: Thanks, little missy! *runs behind the rock*
Sarah: Sigh...*sits down in the middle of it all* Someone tell me why I bother...
Hyde: Because you love me. *sits next to her*
Sarah: Hyde...you�re...high! Who did this to you?!
Hyde: ...*puff puff*
Sarah: *grabs his joint and stomps on it*
Hyde: Hey, man, that�s not cool...
Sarah: You better not make a habit of this! Do you hear me?!
jo: HEY EVERYBODY! GACKT�S NAKED!
Sarah: Woo, sounds like a party! Let�s go! *grabs Hyde and runs*
Sakura: *comes out from behind the rock with Tetsu and Yukihiro hog-tied* Please, hold your applause!
Everyone: *stare*
Yuki: I bring all of you greetings from apple world!
Ken: Ahh, shuddup.
Yuki: Yes ma�am.
Ken: ...
Hyde: Now someone light up a blunt and�
Sarah: *smack*

Later that night, everyone is sitting around a big campfire...

Sakura: *lights up a joint* Ahh... *passes it to Ken*
Ken: *puff puff* Here Yuki, make yourself useful.
Yuki: What?
Ken: Get stoned and entertain us.
Yuki: Oh, right! *takes it*
Hyde: Hey, pass that mother over here, big head...
Yuki: ...What did you just call me?
Hyde: Yukihiro.
Yuki: Oh.