So there we were just living in this really neat-o house that Ken built for us, eating coconuts and...being bored. But, that is how these wonderful stories come along, now isn�t it?! Yes, it is, mother fucker. So anyway...

Hyde: I�m bored.
Tetsu: Me, too.
Gackt: *frothing at the mouth* COCONUTS!
Hyde: Gackt, are you okay�
Gackt: GROWL SNARL GR! *bite*
Hyde: Hey! He bit me... THAT STUPID MOTHER FUCKER! *pulls back his fist*
Sarah: Wait! *pops a cigarette in his mouth and lights it* There.
Hyde: *pops Gackt in the nose*
Gackt: Owie!
jo: Woah! WOOOOOOOOOOAH!!
Sarah: Does anyone else hear Mrs. Sunny?
Tetsu: Mrs. Whatty?
jo: *comes in the door of the hut thingy* Gackt!
Gackt: What...
jo: You don�t say...*cringe* �owie.� Got it?
Gackt: I don�t? But I just did...
jo: No. You forget that.
Gackt: Ok... So, anyone got any incense?
Ken: I�ve got matches...
Gackt: *scarfs them down* Mmmm!
Hyde: Alright, he�s scaring me.
Tetsu: Me too. Let�s leave!
Sarah: Yes, let�s! *drags Testsu out the door*
Hyde: Wait for me!
Gackt: ...Everyone�s running away...
jo: *sigh*
Ken: I�m still here.
jo: *glare*
Ken: Leaving.
Gackt: ...
jo: Now we can be alone...
Yuki+Sakura: *yelling at each other outside*
Gackt: What the...
Sakura: I told you to ask for directions, but noooooooooooooo! �I�m Mr. Knowitall, we don�t need directions!�
Yuki: I never said that! Stop putting words in my mouth!
Sakura: You might as well have. Was I asking too much by suggesting that we get directions?!
Yuki: Do I look like I can talk to monkeys?!
Sakura: ...
jo: ...
Gackt: ...
Yuki: And don�t you dare answer that!
jo: *coughmonkeycough*
Gackt: HAHAHAAAAAAAAA! *laughs so hard he falls off the balcony thingy*
jo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sarah: *from somewhere in the forest* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
jo: SHUTUP YOU DON�T EVEN KNOW WHAT I�M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Sarah: MAYBE I DO!
jo: YOU DON�T!!!
Sarah: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Gackt: ALRIGHT, SHUTUP! Can�t you see I�m injured here?! Rush to my side, quick, and make it dramatic!
jo: Ok! *falls too*
Gackt: AH! *rolls out of the way*
Yuki: *cracking up* You guys are too much!
Sakura: Sigh...Where is that bastard?
jo: *gets up* You mean Ken? He left.
Sakura: Why?
jo: I told him to.
Gackt: sigh...*gets up and brushes off*
Sakura: Why would he do what you tell him?!
jo: He�s a smart guy.
Yuki: Could�ve fooled me...
Ken: *from somewhere in the forest* WATCH IT!
Yuki: Woah...How did he... Oh well. ((At least I�m safe inside my mind)
Ken: NO YOU�RE NOT!
Yuki: AHHHHHHHHHH! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Sakura: ...
Gackt: Ok, he�s weird.
jo: Let�s go find coconuts.
Gackt: Good idea!
Sakura: Wait for me!

Gackt, jo, and Sakura are now wandering through the forest. Great...

jo: We better get Yukihiro, too, before he does something rash...
Sakura: EW! Yukihiro has a rash?! I so didn�t need to know that!
Gackt: Hahahahaaaa! *falls*
jo: Alright, I�m almost afraid to ask, but how come you fall down every time you laugh?
Gackt: Cursed.
Sakura: (what did I ever do to deserve being stuck on an island with these wierdoes...)
Gackt: (well, let�s see...where should I start? You were arrested, for one thing, and then you�)
Sakura: Hey! Quit listening to my thoughts!
Gackt: What? Oh, sorry.
Sakura: *mutter* Yeah, you better be...
Gackt: *glare*
jo: Don�t be fightin�!
Gackt: He started it! *point*
Sakura: Did not!
jo: Sakura, don�t be instigatin�.
Sakura: What?! I don�t even know what that means!
Gackt: Heheh...*muffled laughter*
Sakura: Shut up! *punch*
Gackt: Hey!
jo: Hey, Sakura, you know I will put you through this wall.
Sakura: How come he never gets in trouble!
Gackt: She likes me better! >:p
Sakura: Not true!
jo: DON�T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

Elsewhere in the jungle...

Sarah: Did you guys just hear a beastly and unearthly scream threatening to turn the car around...?
Hyde: Nope.
Tetsu: You know, when you hear voices, you�re not supposed to tell anybody...
Sarah: *glare*
Hyde: Hey, look! A really big and vicious-looking snake! Isn�t it cute?
Tetsu: Awwww, look at him with his eyes, and his head! Awww, who�s a cute little snake? You are! That�s right, you are! Cute as a button�
Sarah: *smack* Don�t touch it!
Tetsu: Ow....
Hyde: She�s not an it! And she doesn�t appreciate you disrespecting her!
Sarah: Hyde...I�m going to close my eyes. And when I open them, you�re going to be...normal.
Tetsu: Wow, you�re really dreaming now! He�s never been normal!
Hyde: ...*sob*
Sarah: Frig me...
Tetsu: AH!
Sarah: What now?!
Tetsu: In the bushes...it�s...YUKIHIRO!
Yuki: *jumps from the bushes* I bring you greetings from apple world!
Hyde: My snake! She�s gone! And she was my only friend!!! *sob*
Yuki: Here little boy! Have an apple!
Hyde: Shut up! I don�t need your apples! *knocks it out of his hand*
Sarah: Ok, can we stop being weird now? Let�s just go back to the hut...thing!
Ken: Hey! *walks out of the trees* It�s not a hut! I built you that *hut* and it is A MANSION!
Sarah: Geez, sorry! Well, while we�re being honest, I through your crack cocaine to the crocodiles!
Ken: You WHAT?!
Sakura: SHE WHAT?! *comes out of the forest into the clearing with Gackt and jo following*
jo: Hey, so the party�s over here?
Gackt: Party over where?
jo: Party over here!
Sakura: Party everywhere!
Yuki: Throw your hands up!
Ken: woohoo.
Hyde: Jazz hands!
Yuki: Can I get a WHAT WHAT!
Sarah: What?
Tetsu: What?!
Yuki: Ooooooh yeah!

[owari!]

...And we close with everyone break dancing. Was it beautiful or what?! *sniff* brings a tear to my eye... Well, make sure you don�t miss the next episode with more mind-reading, coconut-hunting, and maybe even break dancing! Again!