It was a stormy night... Everyone was chillin in the secret base...or the HQ, or whatever the smeg you wanna call it... Hyde was crazily scrubbing the walls, Ken and Sakura were getting wasted, jo was forcing Tetsu to be her loyal servant seeing as it was time to plot world domination, Gackt was sleeping upside down, and Sarah was drooling. So did I get everybody? Yup yup.

jo: Repeat after me: Pretentious fool! The world shall be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Tetsu: Pretentious fool! The world will be mine!
jo: No, no no. All wrong. It�s �shall� not �will,� shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall. Got it? And stress the *mine*.
Tetsu: *sigh* Do I have -
jo: YES! Now you practice while I go glomp Hyde!
Tetsu: *cries*
*loud thunder*
Hyde: SAVE ME! *dives under a table*
jo: I�ll save you! *follows* Muaahahahahaaaaa....
Gackt: *opens eyes* ...
Everyone: ._.
Gackt: Who was it...which one of you imbecilic morons has unleashed...the wrath of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sakura: Go pound salt in your ass.
Gackt: *falls from where he was hanging*
Sarah: How DARE you?! *chases Sakura around the room*
Sakura: *runs into Tetsu*
Tetsu: PRETENTIOUS FOOL! The world and everything within it shall be miiiiiiiiiiine!!! ON YOUR KNEES!
Sakura: ...*cries*
jo: *appears from under the table* PERFECTION! Come, my pet... From this moment on, we shall rule mercilessly! HYDE! You will be my king, and the rest of you my loyal servants! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa! *squeezes Hyde*
Sarah: *gives Hyde a cigarette* Here ya go.
Hyde: *takes a puff and gets normal* Get off me, woman! You�re crampin� my style...*blows smoke rings*
jo: CRETIN! Do not deny your -
Sarah: *throws a sock at her*
jo: Yucky!
Gackt: Thank you, I was really beginning to get -
jo: *throws the sock at Gackt*
Gackt: Hey, what was that for?!
jo: Amusement.
Gackt: Well, I hardly found it amusing.
jo: Ok then...*throws it at Tetsu*
Tetsu: What is it?! What�s happening?! What�s going on?!?!?!? *looks around*
jo: How was that?
Gackt: A little better...
Sarah: I know! *throws it at Sakura*
Sakura: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!??!
Gackt: *starts cracking up*
Sarah: Haha! I made him laugh!
jo: Oh yeah, well...
Tetsu: *throws sock at jo*
jo: Hey! I am your ruler! Bow down, and make it quick!
Tetsu: I am a ruthless, power-hungry crazy...person, who will stop at nothing to rule the EARTH!
jo: *sniff* this is a proud moment for me...
Sarah: You turned him into a crazed...thing!
jo: Yes. My work here is through.
Sarah: sigh...
Gackt: At least it�s better than hitting people with a sock...
Sarah: More entertaining, maybe...but Tetsu is actually a dangerous person. We should stop him before he gets out of control.
jo: Yeah.
Gackt: Yeah.
Sarah: Yeah.
Hyde: OH MY GOSH! I MISSED A SPOT! *goes back to his cleaning spree*
Ken: Oh dear God, what is that?! *points to the door*
Yuki: *a dark silhouette standing in the doorway in front of the rainy background...lightening, thunder, atmospheric music...*
Sarah: It came from the swamp! SAVE ME! *clings to Gackt*
Tetsu: Yes, my minions gather -
jo: No they don�t. It�s just Yukihiro.
Sakura: Hey...it�s that one guy. That replaced me...
Ken: True dat.
Sakura: Word.
Hyde: YUKIHIRO! You�re not dead. :D
Yuki: Duh! It takes a little more than Gackt to kill me...*glare*
Gackt: Eheh...woopsie.
Yuki: Well, I think you guys should know that -
Tetsu: That soon this planet shall -
jo: -crumble under my grasp! Innocent people will -
Tetsu: -die by my hands, and all the -
jo: -pocky of the world -
Tetsu: -will be mine for the taking! Muaaahahahaaa -
jo: -hahahahahaaaaaaaa.....hah.
Yuki: ...Ok. I�m going to go back outside now. Goodbye friends.
Hyde: Come back Yukihiro! We have candy and pop!
Yuki: REALLY? WHERE?!
Hyde: Well, that was a lie.
Sarah: *locks the door*
Yuki: *pout*
jo: bleh! *like a vampire*
Gackt: Hey, I�m the vampire here. Watch it sister.
Tetsu: Silence, commoners!
Yuki: Thank you, Tetsu... Well, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, there�s a -
jo: A monster outside?!
Gackt: Oh my! Head for the bomb shelter!
Sarah: What?!
Hyde: Jazz hands! *shakes his hands*
Sarah: Have we all lost our minds?!?!?!
Yuki: That�s what I�m wondering...
jo: And all goes according to my devious plan...your minds are just what I need to harness the power of the human race and rule the world! *unearthly laughing*
Tetsu: You�re wrong! This planet is mine!
jo: Don�t be so sure! I created you. Tetsu! I am your MOTHER! *light saber appears*
Yuki: O_O
Sarah: Pass the popcorn.
Gackt: Oh, but I wanna be Darth Vader...
Hyde: You guys, I�m scared!
Yuki: You better be! There�s a *ear-piercing swish and clash of light sabers* right outside!
Sarah: I think it�s...trying to communicate with us...
Gackt: Yukihiro! What are you trying to tell us, boy? What�s the matter?
Sakura: Did Ken fall down the well?
Yuki: HE GOT SUCKED UP BY THE TORNADO!
Sarah: I�m sensing tension here.
Yuki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *rips the door open and Ken flies in along with a whirlwind of debris*
T+j: *stop in their tracks*
jo: It�s rainin� Ken! *music comes on* Hallelujah, it�s rainin� Ken!
Hyde: Here. Take this gun and blow my brains clean out of my head.
Gackt: How about we slink off into the darkness together instead...
jo: *appears behind them stalkingly*
Yuki: Hello, don�t you people even believe me now! There�s a huge tornado outside! GR!!!
Tetsu: Yes, the reign of my destruction has already begun! COME, MY MINIONS! *bats come and carry him away*
Gackt: It�s not fair! It�s just not fair! Why does he get to fly away with bats into the stormy night?!
Sarah: You would�ve looked much better doing it. *nod*
Gackt: But of course...
Yuki: Ok, I�m out of here. I should�ve just stayed by the side of the road...*lets the tornado suck him up*
Ken: YUKIHIRO! You had your whole life ahead of you... Why couldn�t it have been me?!
Hyde: Yes, why couldn�t it have been you?!
jo: There�s only one thing to do now...
Sarah: No! We�re not going to find them! I�m not leaving this basement.
Sakura: It�s a basement?! You lied to us!
Hyde: I live...in a basement? ._.
Gackt: Well, I love what you�ve done with the place...
Sarah: Isn�t it great? XD
Sakura: What�s X D?
Sarah: It�s a face, drr!
Sakura: No, it�s two letters. X and D.
Sarah: No, it�s a face.
Sakura: *pulls out a gun*
Sarah: Sakura, you so crazy!
Sakura: Hey, that�s pretty funny!
Sarah: I know!
jo: Look at all the Ses...
Hyde: Ses?
jo: S�s.
Hyde: Heh?
jo: Oh my gosh...the tornado is headed straight for us! QUICK! Hyde me! XD
Hyde: What?
Sarah: She made a funny.
Hyde: A whatty?
jo: AHHHHHH! I�M GETTING SUCKED UP! GRAB MY HAND!
Everyone: *blink* *stand around*
jo: GRNESS! *gets sucked up*
Hyde: Phew! What a relief. She�s gone.
Sarah: But it got Tetsu, too!!! *whine*
Hyde: *whine*
Ken: *whine*
Gackt: *smeg*
Everyone: o_O

Well, now that we�ve all lost our minds, and Tetsu is bent on world domination, and jo got sucked up, and Ken and Sakura are totally stoned, what will we do now?!?!?! Find out on the next action-packed episode!