Somewhere in the police station, the gang minus Tetsu, Sarah, and Yukihiro are sneaking around...looking for Tetsu.
Hyde: He’s not here he’s not here he’s not here he’s–
jo: Shhhh! I smell him...
Hyde: So that means I have to be quiet...?
Ken: This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever–
Policeman: There they are! They snuck back here!
Other Policeman: It’s those crazy punks from yesterday’s helicopter incident!
Policeman: GET ‘EM!!!
jo: Okay, now looks like a good time to run...*jumps on Hyde’s back* so RUN!!!
Hyde: GRRRRRRR! You weigh more than I do!
jo: No I don’t! It’s not my fault you’re a 90 pound midget!
Hyde: *trying to run* For your information, I weigh 128 lbs, and I am *not* a midget!!! Now GET OFF!!
jo: I’LL NEVER LET GO!
A couple minutes later...
jo: *bars close in front of her face* And we don’t even get a phone call...
Hyde: ...
jo: I’MSOSORRYHYDEIT’SALLMYFAULTPLEASEKILLME!!! *gives him a knife*
Hyde: It’s tempting, but I can’t commit an act like that.
jo: Why not?
Hyde: They’ll think it was a publicity stunt.
jo: Damn. And it’s always been my dream to be killed by you...
Hyde: I think you need new dreams.
jo: Oh yeah, well I - *cell phone rings* I have a cell phone?! Oh yeah, you bought it for me, Hyde! (Yeah, right)
Hyde: Answer it! It’s our only hope of getting outta here!
jo: You’re right. *CLICK* Hello?
Sarah: *on the phone* Jo! Great news! I got Tetsu!
jo: You what?!
...
Meanwhile, Sakura, Ken, and Gackt narrowly escape the long arm of the law...
Sakura: *running down the hall with Ken at his heels and Gackt teleporting along with his...vampyric powers* Just trust me, I do this all the time!
Ken: *panting* It’ll only get us into more trouble! I’m not doing it!
Sakura: Fine...I might as well do it, I’m in deep enough shit as it is...*takes his giant Magnum and shoots at the cops feet*
Policeman: They’re armed! COME BACK HERE! YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR RESISTING THE AUTHORITIES!!
Sakura: Hey, pretty boy! Can’t you do something?!?!?!?
Gackt: *stops in his tracks, floats to the ground and sets the cops on fire with his mind* Fear me, for I am a really really hott guy with white hair, black lipstick, and big...
K+S: *stare*
Gackt: Fangs! Muahahahahahaaaaa!
Policeman: *melt and die*
Ken: Now, to go get Hyde and his bitch!
Gackt: Her name is jo... (and she *wishes* she was his bitch)
Ken: Yeah, whatever.
Sakura: Who cares? Let’s at least get Hyde... *everyone runs off to find them*
Back in the slammer...
Hyde: *playing the harmonica*
jo: *hanging out of the bars* I’ve got the strangest feeling that someone, somewhere, just called me a bitch.
Hyde: *mumble*
jo: *sob*
Hyde: Hey look! It’s them!
Ken: *comes running up to the bars* Here they are!
Sakura: *runs over, pulls one of those hair things from the mop on his head and picks the lock*
Gackt: You’re alive!
jo: Of course we are. We’re skilled like that.
Hyde: Riiight...well, we know where Tetsu is.
Ken: You do?!
jo: Sarah called us and told us the whole story..
Sakura: And...what’s the whole story?
jo: Well, it turns out that he was with her the whole time. She’s the one who came to get him. She pretended to be his crazed mother and they handed him right over.
Hyde: She totaled my favorite car...
jo: It’s ok, I’ll buy you another one! *cling*
Hyde: But you’re poor!
jo: ... *sob sob sob*
Hyde: ...
Everyone: *stare*
Gackt: *whistles and pretends to run into Hyde, knocking him onto jo >:D* Oopsie...
Hyde: O_O ...I...I’M SORRY I MADE YOU CRY! HERE, YOU KILL ME THIS TIME! *gives her back the knife*
jo: I couldn’t possibly! *cling cling glomp*
Hyde: Alright that’s enough.
jo: Sorry...
Gackt: Well, I’ve arranged for a getaway car, so let’s go!
Ken: You did what?
jo: Just c’mon before they catch us! *everyone runs outside where they see Sarah in a really fancy towncar*
Hyde: Oh no, no way am I getting in that car if she’s driving!
Sarah: Hey!
Hyde: I saw what you did to my car...*glare*
Sarah: You did...? Well, hey it wasn’t my fault, it was the other me’s fault!
Hyde: Save it for the Judge.
Sarah: You mean...?
Hyde: I’ll see you in court. *glare x 5000000000000000000*
Sarah: *melts*
jo: Tetsu, maybe you should drive...
Tetsu: Aren’t you guys gonna ask me if I’m still mad, and then give me a heartfelt apology followed by an awkward silence?!
Sakura: How about not.
Hyde: *climbs in* Do you know what we went through to find you?
Tetsu: Did it involve the police?
Ken: Of course...
Tetsu: Then let’s get the heck outta here.
jo: Best idea I’ve heard all day long!
Tetsu: *floors it*
Sarah: And you guys even brought me a Gackt!
Gackt: *beam*
Ken: Hey, um...what ever happened to Yukihiro...?
Hyde: ...
Sakura: Uhh...
jo: Not again...
Sarah: What’s all that stuff mean? What is it now?!
Gackt: Oops...
Back at the highway. We see an anorexic, shaggy-looking monkey in a badly put together E.T. costume...Oh wait, that’s Yukihiro. My mistake.
Yuki: *holding up a sign that says ‘wirr wolk fol food’*
In the next episode:
Gackt decides to stay with the gang for a while, but he’s bad luck, the dumb mother fucker, ‘cause a tornado strikes, but since everyone is always in the basement, no one even notices...no one except for one person...