I’d say we’re back in business after that last little... um... thing that happened prior to this thing that’s about to happen... now. WISH I HAD A TOASTER! But not all wishes come true. Anyway, here’s more fun. And Sarah pointed out to me that I always start everything out with Yukihiro. I can’t help it, he’s the reject, so he’s the fun one... but I guess it’s time for change. Yukihiro isn’t the only reject in the bunch.

Ruki: *walking down the hall carrying an empty laundry basket*
Miyavi: *materializes* Watcha doin’, fatty?
Ruki: WHAT! *drops the laundry basket*
Miyavi: I said, “Wacha doin’, fat–
Ruki: *throws him down the steps*
Miyavi: RUUUUKIIIIII! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *lands at the... landing... oh, so that’s why they call it a landing! Wow!*
Ruki: That’s what you get, beanpole!
Miyavi: *gets up and runs away* I’m telling... uh, somebody on you! *sticks out his tongue*
Ruki: Whatev. *picks up the laundry basket, sets it at the top of the stairs, gets in, and rides it down* ... OW!
Reita: *walks up to his carcass* Hey yo, fatty! What it is brotha, what it is!
Ruki: *throws him down the next flight of stairs*
Reita: *dies*
Ruki: SUCCESS! *gets up and runs to the kitchen to make a Lean Cuisine* YUMMEH!
Kyo: *comes in* That’s my line, tubby!
Ruki: SHUT UP SHORTY!
Kyo: We’re the same height............
Ruki: I’m heavier!
Kyo: ...
Ruki: BODY SLAM!
Kyo: NOT AGAIN! *trys to run away but Ruki grabs him and stuffs him in the pantry, then puts a chair in front of the door*
Ruki: Now who’s the fat one?!
Kyo: Uh... that didn’t make you any skinnier or me any fatter...
Ruki: Hey, I believe you’re the one in the closet, no-neck. *pantry door begins to shake violently and the sounds of demonic possession emanate from inside* ....Whatev. *goes to the freezer and gets his Lean Cuisine* YUMMEH TIME!
Kyo: QUIT SAYING MY LINES!
Ruki: I’ll say whatever I want, CUTIE!
Kyo: EW YOU THINK I’M CUTE! OH GOD YOU’RE GAY!
Ruki: What?! I– I was just trying to make you–
Kyo: OH GOD I FEEL SO DIRTY! BLEH!
Ruki: SHUT UP! *throws his Lean Cuisine at the door*
Kyo: Oh wow, that hurt, what was that? The wind blowing?
Ruki: ...*walks out of the kitchen*
Kyo: Hey, you’re not leaving are you? GET OVER HERE AND LET ME OUT, FATTY FOUR BURGER! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
Ruki: *wanders into the dining room where Gackt, Sakura, Kaoru, and Die are playing poker*
Sakura: Hey, care to join in, Luke?
Ruki: My name’s Ruki, fool.
Sakura: Oooh, touchy...
Ruki: Sorry, it’s just that everyone keeps calling me fat. *sits down at the table*
Gackt: *dealing* Well... you do have more rolls than a bakery... *everyone cracks up starts high-fiving each other*
Ruki: ...That’s it. *gets up* I’m moving out.
Sakura: ...
Kaoru: ...
Gackt: ...
Die: Bye.
Kaoru: Oh, no. Ruki, please. Don’t go.
Sakura: Notice the lack of exclamation points.
Ruki: DAMN YOU ALL! Why does everyone hate me?
jo: *appears* Here’s a book for you called ‘How to be Gothic for Dummies’.
Kyo: *runs in the room and eats the book*
Everyone: ...
Kyo: What?! Did you wanna have a remake of yesterday?
jo: Well...
Gackt: Umm...
Sakura: Uhhh...
Kaoru: Yes.
Die: Definitely.
Ruki: ...I thought I locked you in the closet, monkey man...
Ken: Hey, I’m the resident Gorilla Man ‘round these parts, shorty! *steps in wearing cowboy attire* This mansion ain’t big enough for the both of us.
Kyo: Oh, gimme a break.
Ken: Break me off a piece o’ that–
Everyone: KIT KAT BAR!
Sarah: *walks in the room* Uhh, maybe this is a bad time...
jo: Sarah, Ruki wants to move. Talk him out of it.
Sarah: Me? Why do I gotta do it?
jo: Because you looooooooove him and you wanna maaaaaary him.
Everyone: *snicker snicker* Sarah and Ruki sittin’ a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then come marriage, then comes–
Ruki: Me bashing your faces in! *grabs Gackt by the hair and smacks his head off the table*
Gackt: WOOOOOOOO THAT SMARTS!
Die: Oh, do me next!
Sarah: I’m surrounded my minotaurs...
Kaoru: Don’t you mean...
Sarah: *glare*
Kaoru: uh, never mind...
jo: Ok, so Ruki are you leaving or what?
Yuki: *appears* Hey, you got another one of those books?
Ruki: *reaches down Kyo’s throat and grabs the one jo gave him and hands it to Yukihiro* Here ya go.
Yuki: Wow! Thanks! Hey, you know what’s funny? Your name’s Ruki and I’m Yuki! And everyone hates us both! And she gave us both a book on how to be gothic! WOW!
Ruki: *whispers to Sakura* How do I get him to shut up?
Sakura: You don’t.
Ruki: Darn.
Kyo: Go to your room, young man! Right this instant!
Yuki: Ooooh... ok....
Everyone: ...
Kyo: He still thinks I’m his mom.
jo: Oops... I think I promised you that I’d fix that...
Kyo: Yeah, but at least that giant wierdo doesn’t still think I’m his girlfriend...
Miyavi: *runs into the dining room* KYO! *latches onto Kyo* HE DID IT! *points to Ruki* HE pushed me down the stairs!
Gackt: Oh no! What about the baby?! *starts cracking up and high-fiving everyone*
Miyavi: Very funny, inferior being. *turns to Ruki* I told you I was gonna tell on you! HA-HA!
Kyo: Can’t.... breathe....
jo: MIYAVI you’re hurting him!
Ruki: Good, keep going. Now, in case you’ve all forgotten, you were trying to convince me not to leave.
Kaoru: ...Play cards!
Die: woot!
Sakura: Alright, the name of the game is–
Sarah: GR! Come on, Ruki, let’s go to Vegas and get married! *grabs him and they run away*
Ruki: *gives everyone that ‘save me’ look ... no one moves*
Miyavi: Yay! He’s gone! *drops Kyo* Oops, I killed my girlfriend.
Kaoru: KYO! *rushes over to him and takes him in his arms* HE WAS SO YOUNG!
jo: He was 30.
Miyavi: EW! 30! YUCK!
jo: Hey, how about me! I’m underage!
Miyavi: Now we’re talkin’!
jo: Just kidding. There’s only one man for me. *starry eyes* Oh wait... you just killed him. Damn.
Miyavi: *shrugs*
Kaoru: *performing some sort of satanic ritual to bring Kyo back to life*
Sakura: No! You can’t just bring someone back from the dead! He’ll be completely demented and deranged! He’ll eat people! HE’ll BE PURE EVIL!
jo: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Kaoru: ARISE CHICKEN!
Kyo: *Arises. Haha.*
Miyavi: Yay! My girlfriend’s alive!
Kyo: ... Can you kill me again?
Miyavi: Don’t be silly! *latch*
jo: Well. Ruki and Sarah are gone.
Ken: Yeah, it’s a shame we don’t have some sort of flavored coffee to celebrate this moment in our lives.
Sakura: Tru dat.
Yuki: Word.
Sakura: ...
Ken: *stare*
Yuki: What...? I thought I’d... ya know, join the group.
Sakura: ...Ken, we keep staring but he won’t go away... What do we do?!
Yuki: ...*runs away sobbing*
Sarah: *appears, dragging Ruki along with her* DO I HEAR ROSEANNE, MY FAVORITE SHOW?! *runs into the living room*
jo: They’re back...
Gackt: Yeah! Time to go watch Roseanne!
Die: To the living room! *flies to the living room like Superman*
Sakura: Wait for me!
Ken: *follows*
Miyavi: Come on, let’s go join the party! *goes in and carries Kyo in*
Kaoru: I’m gonna go find more dead bodies to resurrect! Be in soon!
jo: *standing alone in the dining room... turns toward the camera* And thus ends another episode of.... THE TWILIGHT ZONE! DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................

And thus ends another episode of.... THE TWILIGHT ZONE! Doo doo doo, and all that. Yeah I’m not doin’ that again... ANYWAY! Like always, I’m sorry you had to see any of that. But how did you like the Roseanne joke? I thought it was a hoot, but I’m also on crack. OH and did you see how I just threw Ruki right into the position of reject there at the beginning? He’s not really a reject obviously. He’s not really fat either, but, he’s chunky. Ok I think that’s enough rambling for one episode. Better be hittin’ the old dusty trail....