The next morning, Sarah and jo were really mad. Not for any particular reason...mostly because they missed the adventure.

Sarah: It was even on the news...
jo: Well, now that you guys are fugitives on the run, you�re not staying at my house anymore!
Hyde: What?!
jo: Heheh, just kiddin�! Like I�d really put someone as cute as you out on the street! *latches onto Hyde*
Hyde: I�m worried about Tetsu, though...
Sarah: So am I. He hasn�t even called...
Ken: I told you guys, he just needs to blow off some steam. He gets like this a lot. Trust me, I�ve known him since we were in second grade.
Sarah: Was he cute?!
Ken: Oh, of course, but nowhere near as cute as me. *flips hair. Doesn�t really have hair, but flips it anyway*
Yuki: Don�t let the wind catch your toupee, Ken...
jo: Good one *high-five*
Ken: Watch it. If I remember correctly, I�m the one who took you in off the street. Now go get me a coke.
Yuki: Yes sir! *runs to the kitchen*
Sarah: But Ken...Tetsu is the one who found Yukihiro...
Ken: I know. But Yukihiro doesn�t need to know...
Hyde: That�s just cruel.
jo: But it�s funny...
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Funny.
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Funny.
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Shut up!
Hyde: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
jo: NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!? *cling*
Sarah: ...I wish Tetsu was here.
Hyde: Here! *hands Sarah the keys to his car* Take me with you...please...
jo: I think not! *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!*
Hyde: CAN�T BREATHE!!! SAVE MEEEEEE!
Ken: How amusing!
Sarah: Well, I�m off to look for Tetsu, bye bye now! *hurries up and leaves*
Hyde: Dammit.
jo: Interesting choice of words, considering you just gave your car to a girl who can�t drive...
Hyde: WHAT? How old is she? 18? 17?
jo: 14.
Hyde: DAMN ME! *starts slamming his head off stuff*
Ken: Then how old are you...?
jo: 25.
Ken: Oh, I never would�ve guessed!
jo: Yeah, I get that a lot! *heheheheheheeeeeeh....fools*
Hyde: Well, we better go get her.
Ken: But I�m so tired of chasing people and being chased by people...and throwing stuff, and cop cars, and�
Yuki: We get it.
Ken: Hey, where�s my coke?!
Yuki: ._.

Sarah in Hyde�s car...a truly bad idea.

Sarah: Now, let�s see...if I was a Tetsu, where would I go...? *sees the dumpster* Hmm..nah. *swerves past the whore house* Not on his life... *crashes into a hotel* Frig it! *people start screaming and running over and she speeds away* Uh-oh...Hyde�s gonna kill me...But then he�ll feel bad and kill himself, so who cares.
Other Sarah: Wait! I wouldn�t say that!
Sarah: You�re right... Wait a minute, there�s two of me! *crashes into a ravine and flips the car, miraculously surviving*
Other Sarah: your driving sucks!
Sarah: Shut up! *gets out of the upside down car*
Other Sarah: ...*disappears* He�s gonna kill you...
Sarah: I know! Well maybe if you wouldn�t of�hey...she�s, I mean, I�m gone...DAMN IT!!! *starts hitchhiking*

Back at the HQ:

jo: COME QUICK!
Hyde: WHAT? ARE YOU DYING!?!?
jo: No, lovebug. I�m fine.
Hyde: Drr!
jo: I�ll excuse that unearthly noise you just made. But look! Tetsu is on the telly!
Hyde: I�what?! Tetsu?!
jo: FAMILY MEETING!
Everyone: *come running and sit around the TV*
News guy: This little boy was found at the scene of yesterday�s high speed chase. *picture of Tetsu flashes on the screen* He was driving the getaway car which the accomplices jumped from to get into the helicopter. We urge you to call our toll free number if you know this boy. Blah blah blah friggen blah.
jo: Tetsu...HE SPENT THE NIGHT AT THE STATION! I CAN NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!
Hyde: ME EITHER!
jo: LET�S COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!
Hyde: OK!
Ken: *raises eyebrow*
Hyde: What? Just kidding, geez...
jo: Well, you know the place will be swarming with fangirls in no time, so we better hurry up or�
Yuki: Fangirls?
jo: Yes, you guys are a famous band, and when you�re famous sometimes people love you. Especially when you�re hott.
Yuki: But this is America...
Ken: He�s got a point there...
jo: So? Lots of people in America like you.
Hyde: MY DREAM CAME TRUE!
jo: Don�t get too excited, most people think you�re girls.
Ken: Damn!
Hyde: Oh well, let�s just fuck�
jo: OK! C�MON!
Hyde: I was gonna say...Let�s just fuck�
jo: I SAID OK!
Hyde: I WAS GONNA SAY LET�S JUST FUCKING GO! NOWWWWWWW!!!!
jo: Oh. Sorry. My bad.
Hyde: Jesus Christ...
Sarah: SQUEEL!
Everyone: *blink*
Tetsu: JUST COME AND SAVE ME! Christ...
Ken: Did you guys just...hear...
Yuki: No.
Ken: Oh. Ok.
Sakura: The party is here! *automagickally appears*
Hyde: Holy hell!
Sakura: What?
Hyde: *runs back into the living room* He�s here! Hit the floor and turn off the lights!
jo: Hello...I think they probably murdered Tetsu by now...
Yuki: COME OOOOOOOOOON, LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jo: Thank you, Yukihiro. For that wonderful song.
Yuki: It wasn�t a song. It was me telling you guys to get in the car.
jo: Right.

So after a lot more standing around, jo, Hyde, Ken, Yukihiro, and Sakura jumped into the Batmobile, which is Sakura�s car, and drove into the sunset. While they were flying down the highway, they saw Hyde�s car in a ditch.

Hyde: NOOOO! MY BABY!
jo: Yes dear?
Hyde: Not you! *jumps out of the car and runs over to his...pile of rubbish*
jo: What did I tell you?
Hyde: That Sarah would total my car...*sniff*
jo: And what have we learned?
Hyde: Never to give our car keys to 14 year old crazy girls. Who are schizophrenic.
jo: Right - wait a minute, what was that last part?
Sakura: Hey, have you forgotten that we�re stopped on the HIGHWAY! *car gets blown away by a semi*
Hyde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SAKURAAAA! ...AND THOSE OTHER PEOPLE!!! *throws a little rock at the semi and lays in the highway crying. The truck suddenly swerves into the same ditch as his car, taking the others with it* I...I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR A DEATH!!! PUNISH MEEEEEEEEE! *jumps into the ditch*
Gackt: *climbs out of the semi* Hyde! What luck!
Hyde: ...
Everybody else: *climbs out of the car*
Yuki: Well, I think that was pretty fun.
jo: We should do it again sometime.
Ken: I�m up for it�OH MY GOD IT�S GACKT! I always wanted to meet him in person...*runs up to him with a notepad* Can I have your autograph? Right here next to my dad and Santa Clause! ...Hey...
Gackt: Poor pathetic fool... Hahahaaa just kidding, I would never be that rude! Now...*flys over to Hyde and sweeps him up in his cape* What�s a beautiful boy like you doing by the side of the highway?
Ken: Hey! Not in front of the children!
Y+J: *covering their eyes*
Sakura: *peeking*
Gackt: How considerate of you, Gorilla Man.
Ken: Well, I do what I can to help the kids - Hey! My name is KEN!
Gackt: Yes, of course it is...So, I guess she�s Barbie?
jo: Haha, very funny Gackt. You�re such a kidder...*stupid old ladyish laugh* ...*drinks cheap champagne*
Ken: You know him?
jo: Duh! Now, hold that pose you two, while I get the camera...
Hyde: Gr...*pushes Gackt into the mud* Have you guys forgotten what we�re doing?
Sakura: I think we all pretty much forgot what we were doing when we saw your car in this ditch.
Gackt: You�re looking for your friend, right? I�ll take you to him right now! *disappears and takes everyone else with him*
Yuki: Can I uncover my eyes now? Hey! Where�d everybody go...

Now we find our heroes at the police station!

jo: *rushes to the counter* We�re here to claim that cute little boy!
Policeman: Sorry, but someone already came for him.
jo: What kind of place is this! You just let any slobbering fangirl walk away with him?!?!?!?!
Hyde: Can we get the name of the person who left with him?
Policeman: It was his mother. Didn�t get her name...she was hysterical so we just handed him over.
jo: Well...*climbs on the counter* YOU SUCK!
Sakura: Sorry, she didn�t have her medication today! Now now, J******...
jo: MY NAME IS JO! I�M THE MOTHER AND THIS�*pulls Hyde over to her* IS THE FATHER! Don�t you see the resemblance?
Policeman: But that...that�s a...a girl! OH MY GOD! *passes out*
Hyde: Are you happy now?!
jo: A little happier than I was...but we still don�t know where Tetsu is.
Gackt: I don�t mean to meddle, but...what exactly were you all doing hanging out with a toddler, anyway?
Ken: It was Tetsu! He ran away like an idiot yesterday after we�
Sakura: *claps hand over Ken�s mouth* �participated in some totally legal...recreational activities.
Ken: Right...Sorry, forgot we were in a police station...XD
Gackt: Hmm...If I didn�t know any better, I�d say you all were hiding something...

Don�t miss Episode 4! Next on Backstage Pass: Who took Tetsu? Was it some greedy fangirl? Is he even safe? And why did they leave Yukihiro in a ditch by the roadside?!?!?! Oh, because he�s useless. I almost forgot. Well, will Ken lash out at Gackt for calling him a Gorilla? Find out by watch--I mean reading....the next EPISODE!! WOOHOOOOO!