MY MINIONS! GATHER! For it has come time to spin another tale of Jrock sexies having totally retarded fangirl-fantasy fueled frigging adventures! Say that five times fast. We�ll give you a prize. It will be Gackt�s crotch. Just joking. And I bet you fell for that, too. YOU STUPID FUCK.

ONCE UPON A TIME! There lived a little boy named Hyde. He was really actually like about to be 40 or something. But he never really aged. SO! This little boy who was secretly a middle-aged man... He... uhh... well, he....... DARN IT I CAN�T THINK OF ANYTHING! Looks like we�re gonna have to make this a ghost story. Why? Because that�s the first thing that came to mind. YES ITS LAME I KNOW I�M SORRY BUT CHRIST. I�m not running out of ideas or anything... Wait, I know! To make this a little more fun, let�s base it off totally real experiences. YES BEECHES!

So. This little boy named Hyde. One day he inherited a huge fancy old mansion and he invited over all his friends. Observe:

*everyone is gathered in the room that... looks like a dining room... thing... Uh, think Luigi�s Mansion, ok?!*

Yuki: So when is the fun gonna start...
jo: *bursts in the door, thunder claps and lightening strikes behind her* NOW!
Yuki: ...
Hyde: Uh, I thought that thing up there said I invited my friends...
jo: FOR THE LAST TIME! I�m writing the story. I have to be in it.
Hyde: And how can you argue with that logic...
Gackt: *comes in the room through swinging doors behind which lies the kitchen* I MADE US FOOD! *sets some food on a table*
Ken: Gackt, I didn�t know you could cook!
Gackt: I can�t! *everyone starts spitting the food into the plants. Except for Tetsu, who just spits in on the floor.*
jo: Did Sarah help you make this, by any chance, Gackt...?
Sarah: *comes out of the kitchen* NO!
jo: ...
Sarah: Yes.
Tetsu: Well you can�t cook at all!
Sarah: *runs away sobbing*
Ken: ...
Hyde: This is all so predictable.
jo: Fuck you.
Hyde: Uh!
Yuki: *eating the gross food* ...
Gackt: *grabs the tray* I�ll go get more yum yums! *runs into the kitchen*
Sakura: Tetsu. You go find her.
Tetsu: What? Who?
jo: YOUR MOM!
Hyde: Hey, isn�t that Sarah�s line?
Yuki: If she was here she would�ve said that...
Sarah: SHE IS HERE!
jo: Oh no. That�s not in the script.
Sarah: AND GUESS WHAT!
jo: Oh no..
Sarah: IT�S TIME...
jo: Oh no...
Sarah: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.............
jo: Oh no....
Sarah: US TO STOP THIS EPISODE................... AND..............................
jo: Oh no.....
Sarah: GO TO EPISODE 30 ANNNNND.................
jo: WAIT! Episode 30 is reserved for the �Millions and millions of guest stars� special! You mustn�t defile it!!!!!!!1111111111
Sarah: BUT! It�s Gackt�s birthday!
Everyone: GASP!
jo: Don�t you mean �GACKT!� ?!
Everyone: GACKT!
jo: Ok, I guess you�re right, sister of mine. Let�s have Gackt�s Birthday party!

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