Well. I have to admit that I really have no idea what the hell was happening in the last episode. As you can see, the last time I wrote it was... March 1st, and now, well, it�s April 15th. So... my apologies if you were enjoying all the guest-star goodness! Mana and Miyavi. ...M&M! They have chocolately goodness, and they melt in your mouth, not in your hands! m3wp! Ok, just because I love them so much, and everyone else in the world, let�s make our special �every10th episode� for #30 be the most star-studded episode of Bpass you�ve ever seen! Yaaaay! Now here�s some random fun for everyone. <3

One fine day...

Yuki: *holding some kind of remote control and staring into the distance*
Hyde: *standing next to him, staring in the same direction*
Yuki: You think it�s there yet?
Hyde: We�ll know when it�s there. *looks at his watch* But you better hurry...
Sakura: *walks up to them* What in the name of all things Mana are you bizarroes doing?!
Hyde: SHH! He�s concentrating...
Yuki: *still frigging with the control, not even looking at it, just staring off into nowhere*
Sakura: ...Where on Mana�s green earth have you people left your BRAINS?!
Hyde: What�s with all this Mana reference, huh? You in love or somethin�?!
Sakura: NO! *face turns red and he storms off*
Yuki: Weirdo.
Hyde: Yeah. *resumes staring*

*Sudden explosion from not too far away!*

Yuki: SUCCESS! WOOOOO!
Hyde: YEAH!
Yuki: Time!?
Hyde: *checks watch* ...20 minutes! WOOHOO, I�M 100 BUCKS RICHER!
Yuki: ...20 minutes? ...Not possible!!! Lemme see that thing! *rips Hyde�s watch off his wrist*
Hyde: ABUSE!
Ken: *suddenly comes running up to them like a crazed circus freak* AHHHHH!
Yuki: EEK! *runs, leaving Hyde laying on the ground*
Hyde: Please don�t eat me, Ken! *cower*
Yuki: *halfway to China*
Ken: *about to strike* GRRRR!!! *pulls back a tightly clenched fist*
Gackt: *grabs him before he can injure Hyde. Throws him in the nearest mud puddle.*
Ken: ...*cries*
Hyde: GACKT YOU SAVED ME!
Ken: YOU RETARDS BLEW UP MY LAB! WAAAAAAAAH!
Hyde: It was all Yukihiro! He�s been scheming against you since.... HE WAS ONLY THREE!
Ken: Well, you blew off half the house, too. Now you�ll get double the daily whoopin� when the bytches get back!
Hyde: ...I�ll go get Yukihiro. *gets up*
Gackt: Wait! *grabs him* Forget Yukihiro. He�ll only get in the way!
Hyde: ...In the way of what?
Gackt: We have to rebuild the house before jo and Sarah come home.
Hyde: ...
Ken: ...
H+K: *burst into laughter, rolling on the ground in the mud*
Gackt: GOSH! You guys never take me seriously! *runs away like Napoleon Dynamite*
Hyde: ...
Ken: *immediately stops laughing and glares at Hyde*
Hyde: *inches toward what�s left of the house*
Ken: Don�t worry, little Hyde. I won�t hurt you. *glower glower* Hmmhmmhmm..... hohohohohooo!
Hyde: Ken, you�re really weirdin� me out!
Ken: ALL THE BETTER TO LICK YOU WITH! *chases Hyde into the house*
Hyde: GACKT, CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! *runs inside and slams the door in Ken�s face* Phew...
Ken: *attempting to get in the window* GROWL!
Hyde: Uh oh! *runs down the stairs and goes into the bathroom, locks the door and turns on the lights and sees someone sitting in the shower* ...Uhh... *tries to sound scary* Who be there?!
Sakura: *peeks out from behind the shower curtain*
Hyde: Oh, it�s you! Thank goodness, I was afraid it was a serial killer or something.
Sakura: ...
Hyde: ...
Sakura: What are you doing here?
Hyde: Hiding from a rabid beast... What about you? Why are you huddled in the shower?
Sakura: I was just, uh...
Hyde: Looking at porn?
Sakura: NO! *jumps out of the shower, pushes Hyde out of the way and runs out of the bathroom and upstairs*
Hyde: *picks up a paper that fell out of his Sakura�s pocket* Hey, Sakura, you dropped your... *looks at it* ...nude photo of Mana...

Meanwhile...

Gackt: *wearing a construction outfit, hard hat and all* Where is everyone? Hyde, Ken, Tetsu, I need some more muscle if I�m gonna build a house! Hmm... well, what am I saying. I�m buff! Ripped! I�m a regular body builder. I can do this myself. *picks up some boards* ... *drops them back where they were* Ow.
Tetsu: *bursts out of the piles of 2 x 4s* MAH HAH!
Gackt: *stands there unfazed*
Tetsu: Darn it all!
Gackt: How did you get in... *shakes head* Nevermind.
Tetsu: *starts walking away*
Gackt: Oh no ya don�t, little mister.
Tetsu: ?
Gackt: You have to help me rebuild the house. DUH!
Tetsu: What! Gackt, have you lost your marbles...
Gackt: Marbles... those are candy, right?
Tetsu: Yeah. Look, there�s one now! *picks it up off the ground* Here ya go, buddy.
Gackt: Wow, thanks! *blows the dirt off of it and pops it in his mouth* Hmm. Pretty tasty!
Tetsu: Yup! *skips away*
Gackt: ...*tries to bite it* ... MY TEETH! AH! *spits out a lot of blood and glass ... faints...*
Ken: *walking by* OH SWEET MOTHER OF MANA! GACKT IS... NOOOOO! *runs over to Gackt and checks his pulse* THANK MANA! He�s hanging on! *pulls out his cell* Mana almighty, what�s the number for 911?! Uhhh.... *checks his contact list and dials a random number*
Yuki: *somewhere in China* *phone rings, he looks and sees that it�s Ken, so he disguises his voice* Hello?
Ken: Oh thank Mana, 911?
Yuki: Uh, yes, yes! What�s your problem little boy?
Ken: MY FRIEND IS DYING NOW! HURRY UP AND COME SAVE HIM!
Yuki: We�re on our way, sonny! *hangs up* Sigh... I�ve got to get rid of Ken, before he gets rid of me... I knew I shouldn�t have bet dumb old Hyde that I could blow his lab up with a bomb-toting remote control car... *runs away to catch the next plane to the states*
Ken: Hold on, Gackt! Help is on the way!
Hyde: *steps outside, sees that Ken sees him, and hurries back in*
Ken: *glare* I�ve got to do away with him... and soon...

...

Yuki: Finally, back in the US of A! Well, not like that�s a good thing...*dressed up in an EMT outfit, speed walking up to an ambulance, he walks up to the driver�s side window and... well, he hijacks an ambulance, ok?!* Ken will breathe his last breath! VICTORY SCREECH! *speeds out of the parking lot having a Grand Theft Auto moment*

...

Ken: * sitting by Gackt�s carcass* Don�t worry, buddy, you�re gonna be saved!
Jesus Christ: *appears* You rang?
Ken: Not *that* saved!
Jesus: DAMN IT!
Ken: Wow, can you really get away with saying that?!
Jesus: ...YOUR MOM!
Ken: Uhhh.... WAAAAAH! *sob*
Jesus: My God. These people.... *disappears*
Ken: OH LORD! I mean... he was just here... Oh my Mana, I have to go tell someone about my Divine intervention! *runs into the house*
Tetsu: *Comes around the corner and sees dead Gackt* SACRILEGE! *runs over to his dead body and kneels down*
Yuki: *comes out of nowhere and runs up behind Tetsu* DIE KEN, YOU MURDEROUS BASTARD!
Tetsu: *turns around* But I�m not� *Yukihiro knocks him out with some heavy ambulance-y equipment*
Yuki: Oh... OH MY GOD! I KILLED TETSU!!! *kneels down* Tetsu.... speak to me! *sob* He was so young... JUST A BOY! THESE HANDS ARE SOILED WITH THE BLOOD OF A LITTLE LAMB!
Haruko: Hey, buddy, don�t think you can steal my lines and get away with it! *smacks him with a Rickenbacker*
Yukihiro: Hey, what did you do that for?! *rubs his head*
Haruko: SLEEP! *puts her hand on his forehead and he passes out*
Yukihiro: ...
Haruko: *looks at the pile of dead bodies* Uhhh... That�s my cue! *disappears*
Ken: *runs back outside* Man, where is everyone?! *sees the pile* Oh Mana, what�s happened here?! *runs over* Hey... it�s Tetsu! He�s DEAD! Yukihiro...?! He must�ve killed Tetsu! He probably killed Gackt, too, and when he came to clean up his mess, Tetsu was here so he killed him, too, because he knew too much... DAMN YOU YUKIHIRO!
Yukihiro: *magickally wakes up* Hey, you�re wrong, I didn�t�
Ken: *shoots him dead* TAKE THAT, MURDERER!
Yukihiro: Ken.... I.... uhh..... *falls to the ground, dead as a doornail*
Ken: ... What have I done.... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?!?!
Hyde: *comes out of the house with another...gun* KEN! You won�t get away with all this carnage!
Ken: Hyde, wait, it isn�t what it looks like, I�
Hyde: *puts a few rounds in Kens head, adding to the pile of dead bodies* ...
Sakura: *runs outside with the biggest gun so far* HYDE!
Hyde: *turns to meet the barrel of a gun* Sakura, what the hell?! I didn�t do all this, it was Ken!
Sakura: Save your fancy words for the big guy at the gates! You know too much.
Hyde: Wait, too much about what?!
Sakura: Too much about me being in love with� *BANG*
Hyde: X__________X

...

Mana: *wakes up in his fancy frilly lacy bed* ... Hmmm.... *blink* What a bizarre dream... *rolls back over and falls asleep again*

...The end.

jo-note: I AM SO SORRY! EVERYONE LINE UP TO KILL ME IN A HORRIBLE WAY. I had big plans for this episode bitches. But they all FAILED! *CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY* It wasn�t funny at all. You wanna know why? HUH DO YA?! Well.... because I stopped caring. *dies* Enjoy the next episode. It�s gonna be your momma. YES BEECH!

P.s. - count the Mana references in this episode! Not the one you�re about to read, the one you just read... the one above this...