RECAP!: Sakura - no where to be found! Gackt - remains personalityless! Hyde, Ken, Yukihiro - drunk as skunks! Tetsu - Helping Gackt on his quest to see the Wizard of... um, I mean, to find his clones! Mana - making his �cameo� appearance... Miyavi - INSANE AS USUAL! jo & Sarah - being held hostage?! GACKT!

And now for some Saiyuki goodness. STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK!

Gojyo: *sitting in the driver�s seat of some sort of heavy machinery ... pulls a random lever*
j+S: *screams muffled by tape as they get lowered closer and closer to the LAVA!*
Gojyo: Oooh... GOJYO LIKE!
Hakkai: Hakkai angry! HAKKAI SMASH! *jumps in Gojyo�s crane and hits a bunch of buttons, sending Sarah and jo plummeting toward their demise*
jo: *telepathic communication* Sarah, if I�d have known we were going to turn the Saiyuki guys into cavemen and then later be murdered by them, I... Well, I wouldn�t have talked you into it!
Sarah: *telepathic communication* Well, it�s been nice knowin� ya, but I see the lava getting closer!
jo: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Then, all of a sudden, a mysterious blue swooooosh flew by jo and Sarah and snatched them up, saving them from the tub of molten lava! HOW WONDERFUL AND CORNY!

Mana: *lands on the roof of the house, holding jo and Sarah*
Sarah: OH MY GOD! IT�S MANA!
jo: I didn�t know you could fly, Mana!!!
Mana: *bats eyelashes*
Sanzo: TRANSVESTITE STEAL SANZO�S DINNER! GET...IT!
j+S: HUMAN SHIELD! *jump in front of Mana, protecting his prettyness*
Sanzo: WE GO ON ROOF!
Goku: Uga chaka! Uga chaka! *climbs up on the roof like the deranged monkey that he is*
jo: GOKU! Here. *gives him some old, nasty, stale pocky*
Goku: MMMMMMMMMMMMM! POCK POCK!
jo: That�s right.... Hahahaa! He�s ours now!
Gojyo: *jumps up on the roof and is about to smite them with a single blow when...*
Mana: *bats eyelashes*
Gojyo: *immediately hypnotized*
Sarah: Can I get a w00t w00t?!
Sanzo: ARGH!
Sarah: No, I said *w00t w00t*, not ARGH!
Hakkai: *materializes behind them*
jo: Uh oh. We don�t have anything to distract Hakkai with! *walks backwards as he slowly gets closer*
Sarah: Well... where�s Kanan when ya need the bitch?
jo: WAIT! *time stops* IDEANESS! *runs over to Mana and gives him a make over so that he slightly resembles Kanan* RESUME INSANITY!
Sarah: Woah, what happened to Mana? And how did Kanan get here?!
jo: THE POWER OF MANA!
Sarah: Look Hakkai! Over here, that�s right, good boy...
Hakkai: *sees �Kanan� and immediately enters a vegetable-like state, complete with drool*
Gojyo: *breaks free from Mana�s hypnosis now that he looks like Kanan* What the... GOJYO KILL!
Sarah: AH! *runs*

So, Gojyo goes on a mad rampage, chasing jo and Sarah around the roof. Which, ultimately, they deserve. Especially jo. Because -and let�s not forget- it is from her rampant imagination that this crazy series of fiction escaped. NOW! Let�s rejoin the fun part of this annoyingly long arch, shall we?

Miyavi: *sitting in a circle amongst broken glass and overturned tables with Tetsu and Gackt* So that�s when I popped the mother effer a good one right across the�
Director: CUT! Take 2!
Miyavi: Oh, were we rolling? Sorry!
Gackt: Someone could�ve told us!
Director: CUT! Take 3!
Tetsu: ...
Gackt: Ok, so do you know how to help me or not?
Miyavi: Weeeellll..... Do you have any chicken?!
Tetsu: What the...
Gackt: ...
Miyavi: Miyavi needs chicken to keep going! *starts bouncing off the walls*
Tetsu: Gackt, we have two choices. Either smile and nod, or back away slowly.
Gackt: I choose run away fastly.
Miyavi: But fastly isn�t a word!
Tetsu: How would you know? You�re Engrish is the worst ever!
Miyavi: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DISABILITY! GOSH!
Tetsu: Disability? Which disability are we talking about here?
Miyavi: My uncontrollable bottom lip. *starts dancing on the counter, making his own music*
Tetsu: I need to pray.
Gackt: ...
Miyavi: *slips* Woops-a-daisy! *falls behind the counter* Yowza!
Gackt: HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!
Tetsu: GACKT! Did you just laugh?!
Gackt: THAT CRACKED ME AROUND!

*bar doors suddenly swing open and a Gackt flies in as if he�s being thrown*

Gackt #?: FRIG IT!
Tetsu: Wow! I mean... WHAT HAPPENING!
Miyavi: *comes out from behind the counter* Maybe when you laughed, it made your sense of humor show up.
Tetsu: GIVE THE BOY A BANANA!
Gackt#?: ...And I�m here, why...?
Gackt: Get in me!
Gackt#?: Woah, can�t we talk about this�
Gackt: *tackles his clone*
Gackt#?: AH! GET THIS CRAZY WANNABE OFF ME!!!

THEN JO DECIDED SHE WANTED TO END THIS HORRIDLY ENDLESS ARCH OF D00M AND GO ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS! AND SINCE JO DOES AS JO PLEASES, JO DID IT!

CONTINUE ON FOR MORE BPASS GOODNESS!

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