So, here we are...well, here *they*are, lost and gone FOREVER! Just kidding, they went into the SECRET PASSAGEWAY! So watch. Or read. Or what the fuck ever it is that you do with these things.

Somewhere in the deepest recesses of the ends of time and space...

Yuki: My brain... MY BRAIN IS GONE!
Ken: ...Yeah.
Yuki: Oh, wait...wait... Okay, false alarm, it�s still here.
Ken: Well, thank the gods...
Yuki: I know!
Sarah: Ugh! Where are we...?
Yuki: Heh...
Sarah: ...What exactly do you mean by �heh�?
Yuki: You said... �Ugh�!
Sarah: Dear God, please send a bolt of lightening to strike Yukihiro down...
Ken: OH MY GOSH!
Sarah: What?!
Ken: You quoted Fruits Basket... that is my favorite show...
Yuki: I�m scared.
Sarah: You should be.
Ken: Because I watch girls� anime.
Sarah: No, because we fell into the wall and we might never get back.
Ken: Hey, I believe I�m the one who was *pushed*... You two wandered in here of your own stupidity...
Yuki: Well. We�re gonna have to make a shelter and gather food!
Sarah: Yukihiro... Do you see any food or trees or... lifeforms around here?
Yuki: No...
Ken: I don�t see anything. Just blackness.
Yuki: Oh my Gackt...
Sarah: ...
Yuki: What if...what if we�re... FALLING?!
Ken: ...
Sarah: ...
K+Y+S: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

And on the other side of the deepest recesses of the ends of time and space...

Gackt: Hyde! Wake up, you�re laying on nothing!
Tetsu: OH MY GOD! We must be floating through space...
Hyde: What?! I�m up! Time to go to work already?!
Gackt: NO! There is no work anymore!
Hyde: OH THANK YOU, LORD!
Tetsu: Shut up. You�re famous, you don�t have a job.
Hyde: Oh. I guess so.
Gackt: ...Banana?
Tetsu: I just realized something... This episode is really...not that random...
Hyde: Well, look at the beginning of the first season. It almost seemed to have a plot there for a while...just like right now. And as time went on, our adventures became more and more bizarre and spontaneous and whatnot.
Tetsu: I guess that�s true...
Gackt: BANANA!
Hyde: *glares at Gackt* Oh my fucking word.
Tetsu: Let me handle this. *approaches the wild Gackt*
Hyde: ...
Tetsu: Gackt, I�ve got pocky... *pretends to hold some in his hand*
Gackt: ...
Tetsu: It�s coconut!
Gackt: *pant pant* *tail wag*
Tetsu: *pretends to throw the pocky that he�s pretending to have* Go fetch, boy!
Gackt: *runs away on all fours*
Hyde: He is so weird.
Tetsu: Yeah.
Hyde: Yeah...
Tetsu: Y�*Sakura falls on him* ...I take back what I said about this episode.
Hyde: ...
Sakura: SECRET PASSAGEWAYS! CAPITAL LETTERS! GROCERIIIIIIIIEEESSS!!!
Hyde: Oh my God, Sakura! You�re DISEASED!
Sakura: What? No I�m not...I just fell out of the...well, the sky, I guess.
Hyde: Well, I was gonna say you got that one disease where you just shout stuff out uncontrollably, but I can�t spell that...
Sakura: Um...Turret�s Syndrome? Or disease, or whatever...?
Hyde: I dunno. Whatever.
Tetsu: Ok, I guess we should look for the way out if you two are done having your family reunion.
Sakura: Family Reunion? Where? *looks around*
Tetsu: *smack*
Sakura: Yowch.
Hyde: SALLY FORTH!
Tetsu: Where are we supposed to sally to? There�s only black...stuff...
Yuki: RACIAL SLURS!
T+H+S: *gasp* YUKIHIRO!
Yuki: WHAT?
Sarah: *comes panting up behind them* You guys!
Hyde: You girl!
Yuki: YOU CHEESASAURUS REX!
Ken: *appears* Yukihiro...
Yuki: Yes?
Ken: I wonder about you sometimes...
Yuki: What do you wonder about me? *bats eyelashes at Ken*
Ken: I wonder where your brain went.
Yuki: It was stolen by the preposterous Cheesasaurus Rex.
Sakura: Yeah. I bet it was.
Yuki: It was.
Hyde: Uh...Hello?! Can we get back to finding our way out of this hell hole?
Sarah: Hi. I never had a hamster. I would have named it Hamptaro, too. GARSH DARN IT.
Tetsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [just like on Spongebob!]
Hyde: Yeah... Anyway... Let�s go.
Ken: Uh...to where, exactly, are we going?
Sakura: LEEEEEEEEET�S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sarah: Thank you Sakura. For that wonderful song.
Sakura: It wasn�t a song..it...
Tetsu: Woah...
Hyde: Deja vu...
Ken: Yes. Deja vu...
Sarah: Hmm...
Yuki: Hm.
Hyde: Uh huuuh....
Tetsu: Well, slap my ass and call me a bitch!
Sarah: You got it, big boy!

[CENSORED]

Meanwhile, Gackt struggles with...ok, well, something.

Gackt: OH GARSH!
Gackt 2: HUH HUH EEEEE!
Gackt: What...Gackt #2?
Gackt 3: NO! GACKT 3!
Gackt: 4: Eek!
Gackt: Oh my�
Gackt 5: �GACKT!
Gackt 6: Number 6!
Gackt 7: No, Gackt Number7... DUH!
Gackt: Ok. There�s...7 of me. This is rather reminiscent of a certain shoujo I once read...I MEAN WAS FORCED TO READ! Anyway, it was called Shichin no GACKT!
#2: *appears behind him all scary-like* Liar.
Gackt: GASP!
#5: Don�t you mean GACKT?!?!!??!
Gackt: Ok, let me get this straight... I have 6 new clones of mahseeeelf.
#7: O....kay.
#2: Allow me to explain. We are your personality traits and we�ve split from your body. I am the INSANE GACKT! HUAHUAHUA! BR LAUGH!!!
#3: I AM THE GACKT WHO CAN�T STOP TALKING IN CAPS! WOOT!
#4: I�m the scaredy Gackt! T______________T
#5: I�m the Gackt who�s completely full of---
#6: Shit...?
#5: No, I was gonna say full of myself...
#6: Well, I�m the Gackt who can�t stop fighting with Gackt #5.
#7: And I�m... THE CRAZY GROUPIE FAN...GIRL!!! LIEKOMG!!
Gackt: I think..I need to..lie...down... *faints*
#2: We�ll have to drag him to safety! SALLY FORTH!
Hyde: *TELEPORTATION!* Hey! I thought that was my material, GACKT!
#2: Aw you done fudged the bucket mister.
Hyde: Umm... Maybe I should leave...
#5: No, don�t go! You�re almost as hott as me�GACKT #5!
Hyde: Just how many Gackts do we need...?
Sarah: Hyde, you can never have too much Gackt! COME ON PEOPLE, PARTY OVER HEEERRRREEE!!

*Everyone teleports!*

Hyde: ... *faints*
Sarah: Everyone is fainting...
Sakura: Oh well! Who the hell cares?!
Tetsu: Yeah! LET�S PARTY!
Ken: WOOHOO! I BROUGHT THE ILLEGAL NARCOTICS!
Yuki: Alright, Ken! YEEEAAAH!
#4: Illegal narcotics?! GASP!
#5: Don�t you mean...GACKT?!
#3: BLASPHEMY!
Everyone: *stops in their tracks* ...What?
#3: NOTHING! LET�S PARTY TIL THE BREAK OF DAWN!
Everyone: W00000000T!!!!
Yuki: *gets on the pole*
#2: Ohhhh yeah, work that pole, Yukihiro, you fine piece o� tail!
Everyone except for the Gackts & Yukihiro: OH DEAR GOD! SAVE US FROM THIS PERIIIIIL!!!! *teleport back to their dimension, taking the unconscious Hyde and (real) Gackt with them *
Yuki: *stops dancing* Hmm...they�re acting weird...
#2: Yeah! What the hell is their problem?
#3: ...
#4: ...
#5: ...
#6: ...
#7: ...
Yuki: Who cares? Let�s party til we all have lampshades on our heads! *music magically comes on and he goes back to whorishly dancing on the pole, everyone else drinks beer and cheers and throws money*

Back in the dimension of normal people...

Sarah: Ok. That was definitely a little bizarre.
Ken: Indeeeeeed....
Sakura: Who knew there was a dimension full of Gackts in a never-ending party?
jo: *comes running in the living room* WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAYABOUTADIMENSIONFULLOFGACKTSINANEVERENDINGPARTY?!
Sakura: Oh...it was nothing.
jo: I see... So, what was in the SECRET PASSAGEWAY...
Sarah: Nothing special.
jo: Is that so...
Sarah: Yeah.
jo: Where�s Yukihiro...
Tetsu: He�s partying with the Gackts.
jo: You did it again! You said something about Gackts!
Tetsu: No...
jo: Oh... So anyway, are those two dead, or what? *points at the fainted rejects*
Ken: They couldn�t handle the hotness of all those Gackts.
jo: ...GLARE, DAMN YOU! GLAAAARE!!!
Ken: What? It�s not like I said anything about Gackt, or anything like that...
jo: ...
Tetsu: ...
Sarah: ...
Ken: ...
Sakura: My armpits hurt.