Well...how should I put this... Ok. One day jo and Sarah woke up to find that it was no longer summer, but now fall, and that it was time to go back to hell... school, I mean school.

Sarah: *comes running into the living room where everyone is sleeping all over the couches and chairs and...the floor* JO!
jo: I don�t wanna go!
Sarah: You don�t have a choice! We have to get an edumucation!
jo: That�s not a word!
Sarah: I know!
jo: *cries*
Sarah: This is no time to be crying. We have to get ready for school.
jo: But...I don�t understand. *I�m* writing this story. *I�m* in complete control of this fantasy world. So why do we *have* to go?!
Sarah: Well, if we just sit here doing nothing then it will ultimately result in some craziness that will span 500 million episodes. Like always! Besides, this is the �Back to School� Special. Which, if you�ll recall, was *your* idea.
jo: Point taken. I�ll wake up the dogs. *throws water on Hyde, Tetsu, Ken, Yukihiro, and Sakura*
Yuki: Ok! I�m awake!
Ken: YOWZA!
Tetsu: Ken said... YOWZA! *falls over in a fit of uncontrollable laughter*
Hyde: snooore....
Sakura: Nothing like a cold shower in the morning!
Ken: Yeah, so why don�t you go take one...
Sakura: How rude!
jo: Listen, dogs!
Hyde: snooore....
jo: Wake up that other dog...
Tetsu: *wakes up Hyde*
Sakura: Hey, little missy, we are not dogs!
jo: That�s just my pet name for you. No pun intended.
Sarah: I�ll get Gackt! *goes to the closet and knocks on the door* Gackt! Wake up and smell the obscure humor! *hears a big thump from inside the closet*
Gackt: Damn you all!
jo: You woke him up?!
Sarah: Well, yeah...
jo: Don�t you know anything?!
Sarah: No!
Sakura: Haha! She toooold you! eeh...wait...never mind...
jo: Sarah, Gackt sleeps in the daytime. He�s a VAMPIRE!
Sarah: Wow, that is hott!
Gackt: Isn�t it, though?
jo: See? See how he can just pop up like that?
Sarah: Well, I know he sleeps in the day, but he�s gonna have to kick that little habit because I want every single one of these Japanese men escorting me to school.
Gackt: School?
Hyde: I�m lost.
Tetsu: Hey, what a coincidence! So am I...
Ken: Wait a minute, what school?
Yuki: You guys are in college? I wanna go to college!
jo: No, silly goose! I�m in high school.
Yuki: ...
Sakura: ...
Gackt: You lied to us!
Sarah: When?!
Sakura: She said she was 25!
jo: Oh...did I say that? Heh, so I was off a few...years... Everyone: *glare*
jo: Ok, ten years. I�m 15. But I�ll be 16 in October so quit yer whinin�, dogs!

Later:
A turquoise stretch limo pulls up in front of Wash High...

jo: I don�t wanna go! YOU CAN�T MAKE ME! *clings to Gackt*
Hyde: jo...
jo: Look! I�m sick! Cough, cough, sniffle, and such and so forth...!
Gackt: Lies, all lies!
Tetsu: Maybe we�ll never be able to trust her again...*shaking his head*
Sarah: Can we speed up the theatrics, I�m gonna be late.
jo: I�m not going unless Gackt is!
Gackt: What?! I�m famous, I just can�t walk into some girl�s high school...
jo: Is that all I am to you, Gackt?! SOME GIRL! Well, let me tell you something!
Gackt: Oh yeah? What?
jo: You�re not so famous here. :D

3 hours later...
jo: *walking to 6th period with Gackt and Hyde following her...people staring and gasping and what not* That�s right, they�re with me... Random pimple-faced boy: *walks up to Gackt* Hey honey, why don�t you and I - *get�s knocked out by Hyde*
jo: I was gonna do that...
Hyde: Sorry. Instinct.
jo: Well, I wasn�t really gonna do it, but, boy, was I gonna think about it!
Gackt: Sigh. This school thing really sucks.
jo: Yup, it isn�t like school in the 1500s, is it my kawaii Gaku-chama!
Gackt: No. It sure as hell isn�t. And I�m not your kawaii Gaku-chama.
jo: You�re...you�re not...? But...I thought... *tears up* I thought we had something! *turns on the waterworks*
Gackt: Oh, c�mon... *sigh* Fine. I�ll be your kawaii Gaku-chama. But only for today! Ok?
jo: YAY! *cling/glomp*
Hyde: I feel so left out.
jo: I can fix that! *cling/glomp on Hyde x 100,000,000,000*
Hyde: I take it back! I wanna feel left out! *whine*
someone: Hey, isn�t that Jessica [last name].
jo: NO IT ISN�T. DON�T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT...*cringe* ...NAME! EVER
Gackt: Jessica? What�s that mean?
Hyde: Sounds gross!
jo: It�s a name, dogs! But it�s not mine.
Hyde: Um...
Gackt: Ok. Aren�t you late?
jo: Correction, dog: *we* are late.
Gackt: Sigh.

Meanwhile...down the road at the little kids school... (heheh, kidding, Sarah, kidding)
Sarah: WOW! I can�t believe I got to take you to school with me, Tetsu! All my friends are gonna be jealous.
Friend: OMFGITSLIEKACHILDMOLESTER .. ANDSTUFF!
Teacher: *walks up to Tetsu* Excuse me sir, do you have a parent teacher conference?
Tetsu: Hey, who�s this crazy broad?
Sarah: Just some teacher.
Tetsu: Ok, let�s skip class.
Sarah: Let�s do!
Friend: So, liek... Sarah... What the fuck is your problem, or somethin�?
Sarah: Um...do I know you?
Tetsu: We�re outta here!
Sarah: Right behind you.
Teacher: Not so fast!

adn then liek omg we all died ! !