Somewhere in the broken down shack...

Ken: *watching the Pokemon movie* What a great movie... *sniff sniff* *cell phone rings* Yeeeeeeeellow?
Sakura: Ken, what did I tell you about answering the phone like that?
Ken: Sorry. Won�t happen again.
Sakura: Better not... Yeah, well, anyways, they got me. You�re my one phone call, man.
Ken: Sakura! You idiot!
Sakura: Don�t take that tone with me, young man!
Ken: What kind of retard are you? You have one phone call, and you call *me*?! Of all people!
Sakura: You�re my home skillet! Ya gotta bust me outta the slammer...G!
Ken: Sakura...I�m going to hang up the phone now. Good bye.
Sakura: No, Ken! Wait�
Ken: *CLICK* That was enough weirdness for the day...maybe I should head back to the HQ and tell Tetsu that I was...dammit. Out of excuses. The poor kid�s gotta know the truth someday, I guess... If that damn Sakura wouldn�t have gotten me into such deep shit... Aw, man, Sakura...I forgot. Who�s gonna bust him out? Well...I guess I have no choice... *gets up and goes to the door. Opens it and comes face to face with a swat team*
Policeman: You�re under arrest! We know this is a crack house!
Ken: Uh.....
Policeman: Hands in the air, scum! *shakes gun*
Ken: Hey! Be nice!
Policeman: Get in there and find his buddies!
Ken: I don�t have any buddies - So there! :b
Policeman: Keep quiet, you�re in over your head!
Ken: pffft....in over your head, he says...*rolls eyes*
Policeman: *about to shoot him*
Sakura: *from above in a helicopter* Ken! You tryin� to get your brains blown out?!
Ken: Sakura!
Sakura: Grab on! *throws down a rope ladder*
Ken: *climbs like crazy while Sakura flies away*
Policeman: Open fire!
Ken: You�ll never take me alive, coppers!!!

Meanwhile, back at Laruku HQ...

jo: *climbs out of Gackt�s limo followed by Sarah*
Sarah: Thanks for a great time, darling! *cheap fake accent*
jo: Stay sexy!
Gackt: Bye, ladies...*limo disappears into thin air*
Sarah: Well, that was weird...
jo: He�s a wierd...thing.
Sarah: True. Well, I bet these retards are pretty bored without our company.
jo: Oh yeah, we�re just the life of the party...
Sarah: That�s right. We are.
jo: *opens basement door ready to dive on Hyde or Tetsu, whoever happens to be closest* We�re�
Sarah: Home...
jo: Great, they left us -.-

Out of nowhere, a note appears on the table, and jo runs to grab it.

jo: Well, whadya know, a note just appeared.
Sarah: What�s it say...?
jo: Deal Salah and jo, we went to the stole to get tampons. Wirr letuln soon. -Hyde, Tetsu, Yukihilo...
Sarah: I guess they need a little more practice with their English than I thought...
jo: Forget that! They went to the store to get tampons! They�re obviously in need of some serious mental assistance. Come, Sarah! TO THE STOLE!!
Sarah: Wait! Can�t you see that this is a lie?! They�re obviously doing something that�s completely the opposite of what this note says!
jo: You�re probably right... So where the hell could they be?!
Sarah: Well...I haven�t figured that part out yet.
jo: Okay, looks like we have to call Ken!
Sarah: Call Ken? What the hell can he do to help us?!
jo: Well, he�ll be the only one with his cell phone on hand, and since his name wasn�t on the note, he isn�t with �em, and he might know where they are!
Sarah: You�re a genius!
jo: I know! Now gimme his cell phone number.
Sarah: pffft...like I have it!
jo: You mean you don�t?!
Sarah: No! Drr!
jo: Alright, call Gackt. He�s gonna have to drive us around town so we can find them.
Sarah: Wait a minute, why *do* we have to find them, anyway? I mean, they�re big boys, they can take care of themselves...right?
jo: Actually, they�re pretty small. But that really doesn�t have anything to do with anything.
Sarah: I always feel bad asking Gackt for favors...
jo: -_-;

And now, back to the adventures of Hyde, Tetsu, and Yukihiro:

Yuki: Can we hurry it up....*please*?
Hyde: Quiet! Can�t you see I�m driving here!
Tetsu: Hyde watch out for that TREE!
Hyde: WHERE?!
Tetsu: Oh, sorry. It was an old lady.
Hyde: ...
Yuki: Tetsu, you�re gonna get us all killed...
Hyde: Oh, so do you wanna drive, little Mr. Perfect?
Yuki: For your information, I was homeless for the majority of my life, and was never taught how to drive!
Hyde: Oh yeah?!
Yuki: Yeah!
Tetsu: Hey, look how low that helicopter is flying!
Yuki: *rolls down his window and looks* There�s a ladder sticking out of it...
Hyde: That�s weird...Hey...do you guys hear sirens? *watches as a flood of police cars races past them*
H+T+Y: *look at each other and nod* Sakura.
Tetsu: I better drive this time! *knocks Hyde out of the way and gets in the drivers seat*
Hyde: *eyes well up with tears*
Yuki: Awww...
Hyde: Did you just say... �Aw�?
Yuki: No.
Hyde: Ok. *gets in the back*
Tetsu: Time to floor it~!!

Up in the Helicopter...

Ken: Sakura! Are you sure you know how to maneuver this crazy thing!
Sakura: I don�t!
Ken: What?! *almost falls out* WAH!
Sakura: Here, take these! *hands him a box*
Ken:...Water balloons?! What good will these do us?!?!?!?!?
Sakura: Start throwing!! Hurry!!
Ken: Okay...whatever you say... *starts throwing like a mad man, and surprisingly, the cars start slowing down and some crash into stuff* Hey! It worked!
Sakura: I told you! But did you trust me?!
Ken: Yeah, I trusted you all along!
Sakura: Sure...
Ken: Hey! That looks like Tetsu�s car down there!
Sakura: Well, we can�t land...
Ken: ...

And, in Tetsu�s car...

Hyde: Oh my gosh! That helicopter is headed right for us!
Tetsu: AHHHHH! *loses control and swerves into a telephone pole but ignores the crash, pulls away from the pole, the helicopter now flying right beside them*
Yuki: Hey! It�s Ken in there!
Sakura: Don�t forget about me! C�mon, get in!
Hyde: What?! Why would we wanna do a stupid thing like that?!
Ken: Just do it!
Tetsu: Don�t listen to him! He�s a crack smokin�...thing!
Yuki: Tetsu, you�re no fun! *jumps out his window and gets pulled into the
helicopter*
Hyde: Yukihiro! Grrr....*grabs his feet and gets pulled in*
Sakura: Tetsu, c�mon!
Ken: Hurry it up! The man is about to come down on us!
Tetsu: I�m not coming!
Ken: Tetsu, you can�t outrun a helicopter!
Tetsu: You wanna bet?! *speeds away, leaving them in the dust*
Ken: Dammit. He�s gonna tell.
Hyde: He�s gonna tell for sure.
Yuki: He�ll melt like butter. If they ask him for any info at all, he�ll spill his guts. I just know it.
Sakura: Then he must die.
Everyone: *stare*
Sakura: Oh, sorry. I just got caught up in the moment...
Ken: Riiight...Now why don�t you tell us how the hell you got outta jail so fast?!
Hyde: You�re the one who needs to explain, Ken! What are you doing riding around with a criminal? *pushes him and he falls out of the helicopter* OOPS!
Sakura: *grabs Ken�s feet and falls*
Yuki: *grabs Sakura�s feet and is hanging by his big ugly shoes*
Hyde: I�M SO SORRY!!! I�M SO SORRY I ALMOST KILLED YOU KEN! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! *bows down*
Ken: Hyde! You little mother fucker! Pull us up!!!
Yuki: Hurry, I can�t hold on! They�re heavier than they look! Especially Ken!
Ken: HE�how can you tell?
Hyde: PLEASE LORD PUNISH ME FOR BEING SUCH A RETARDED LITTLE...RETARD! *sob*
Sakura: Oh no, Hyde can�t drive the helicopter!
Ken: Well, thanks for that valuable information, Mr. Obvious.
Sakura: Hyde, you better either drive or pull for your life! And when I say for your life I don�t mean you�re gonna die in a helicopter crash!
Hyde: Yes, please kill me! End my life! I�m a pathetic excuse for a human being, I�m just a waste of oxygen, I�
Sakura: *grabs onto Yukihiro�s hair and pulls himself in* HYDE! *grabs his throat*
Hyde: I�m prepared to die�OW!
Ken: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yuki:* swings himself into the helicopter, knocking Hyde and Sakura out the other side* Ken�s falling! You guys are falling!! *looks at the controls* I�m falling! *jumps out after them*

In the Tetsu-mobile...

Tetsu: *mumble mumble* I hope they all fall to their deaths...stupid...
Ken: WAHHHHHH! *falls into the car*
Tetsu: Oh my god it�s raining Ken!
Hyde: *falls in with Sakura trying to strangle him*
Yuki: *lands on them all*...*and farts*
Tetsu: Man Yukihiro, blowin� it up in my car...I mean�*slams on the breaks* What the fuck is going on?!
Hyde: GACKT!
Gackt: Yes, my love?
Hyde: WOAH!
Tetsu: *jumps out of the car and runs*
Sakura: Geez, what�s his problem...
Ken: He�s had a stick up his ass all day...just leave him alone.
Sakura: Well. That was fun. Who wants to go again?
Yuki: I do!
Hyde: Alright. Who let one fly?
Yuki: Well, it wasn�t me.
Sakura: Shut up. It was so you.

And so, episode 2 ends with everyone but Tetsu sitting in Tetsu�s car, fighting about who farted. Oh, and Gackt was in the trunk for the whole ride. I guess. Will Sarah and jo ever find them? Will Tetsu return? OR DID HE GET FOUND BY�*gets killed before revealing the juicy plot of the next episode*