Ok, so Sarah and jo are fighting and–

Yuki: *I* am lord of the manor, damn you!
Quatre: Now listen here, that’s been my catch phrase since jo and Sarah started writing these disturbingly wonderful fan fics–
Yuki: Look at this face, does it look like it CARES?!
Quatre: No, it looks like it got chopped up by a lawn mower!
Duo: Hahahahahaa! Good one, Q-boy! Just like I taught him....
Yuki: GR!
Quatre: GR!
Sakura: Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Trowa: Quatre, get your Gundam!
Sarah: Wait! I–
Kenshin: Fighting is not the answer! *blows up*
Sarah: Ok, forget you saw that. Well, like I said...wait!
Hyde: We’re waiting!
jo: State your plan!
Sarah: How’d you know I had a plan?
jo: Duh! Your mind is my mind, remember?
Sarah: Right... Ok, my idea is...
Tetsu: Really stupid?
Gackt: Probably... *gets a missile shot at him*
Ken: CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG, BITCHES?!
jo: NO! *shoots at Ken*
Ken: AH! *teleports into oblivion*
Sarah: Can I TALK?!
Hyde: Yes, you have my permission.
Sarah: Ok! Yuki and Quatre can pick a side. Either me or jo, and then we can fight together! I get Quatre. *picks him up and throws him in the cockpit*
Quatre: I thought you said we could pick...
Tetsu: It’s a dumb idea!
jo: Yeah! I wanted Quatre. :\
Wufei: Craziness! That’s the most ridiculous idea I’ve ever heard! *looks around* Well, isn’t anyone gonna agree with me?
Heero: I will. Only one person can pilot a Gundam, so Quatre, why don’t you just get your own Mobile Suit and fight with it...?
Yuki: But what about me? Can I have your Gundam, spandex boy?
Heero: Not on your life, E.T.
Yuki: Sigh.
jo: To hell with all of this mindless banter! Yuki, get your ass in here! *picks him up*
Yuki: Ok...
Gackt: CAN I WAVE THE FLAG?!
Hyde: What flag?
Ken: This isn’t a race, dumbo!
Gackt: What did you just call me?
Ken: Dumbo.
Gackt: Oh no he didn’t! *starts snapping his fingers about the general area of his face*
Ken: Oh yes, he did! *more finger-snapping*
Gackt: That’s it. Someone put me in their Gundam.
jo: *hurries to pick him up* Your wish is my command, Gackt-y.
Sarah: Damn!
Hyde: This is ridiculous...
Tetsu: No, it’s entertainment.
Hyde: How dare you speak down to me, insolent cur!
Tetsu: What’s that mean?
Hyde: Why don’t you come and find out!
Tetsu: *about to punch Hyde when Sarah’s Gundam picks him up and throws him inside*
Sarah: ME LIKEY TETSU!
jo: Well, I get Hyde then. *picks him up*
Hyde: I’m afraid of heights!
jo: Too bad!
Hyde: *cry*
Sakura: I’m tired of watching from the sidelines! I want in on the action!
Sarah: A SAKURA! I’ll capture it! *picks him up*
Sakura: I’m flying!
jo: Ok, now let’s let the battle begin!

*big explosions, missiles flying through the air, bash bang kaboom, and the whole giant ‘robots fighting’ deal*

Sarah: *panting* Let’s call it a tie! Tetsu threw up all over Trowa’s interior.
jo: *also gasping for air* Normally...I’d put forth a long and calculated speech explaining why I must win, but...I just can’t handle it... Wait a minute, did you say threw up? Trowa will have Tetsu’s head for that!
Tetsu: Are you joking!? I can take that pointy-haired weirdo any day!
Gackt: 5 bucks on the circus freak!
Tetsu: Glare!
Gackt: Sorry.
Tetsu: GASP! How’d you know I was glaring?!
Gackt: Maybe because you said GLARE, idiot!
Ken: CAN’T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?!
Tetsu: ._.
Sakura: Hmm...that sounds familiar...
jo: Hey! Where is Duo, anyway?
Sarah: I dunno... They’re all gone!
Hyde: Look! A note!
jo: Hyde, you’re alive?!
Yuki: Hyde, you can see a note on the ground from all the way up here!
Sarah: *tries to pick up the note with the Gundam’s hand but it just gets all ripped and crumpled up* NOOOOO! CURSE THESE HUGE METAL HANDS OF MINE!
Sakura: Umm... you could always get out.
Sarah: Good IDEA!
Yuki: Too late.
Sarah: pout.
jo: Well, it probably said something about how they had to leave, followed by a dramatic goodbye...you know how it goes.
Ken: True dat.
Sakura: Word!
Gackt: Well, this has been a wonderful episode, but I think it’s time for...
Ken: ...
Hyde: ...
Tetsu: ...
Yuki: ...
Sakura: ...
Sarah: ...
jo: ... ((I RAPE ELLIPSES!))
Gackt: BLOOPERS! *break dances*
Everyone: *joins in*