Backstage Pass - episode 18
by the really great jo

Only 2 more episodes of grueling labor until the fun episode number 20! :D What’s so special about it? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see you impatient fool! Now READ.

jo: Uh oh!
Yuki: Did you make a poopy?!
jo: Not that uh oh...
Sarah: Which uh oh is this, then?
jo: The ‘jo is completely void of good ideas’ uh oh!
Hyde: Well, damn. Looks like I can leave...
jo: Sarah, get the harpoon!
Hyde: Ok, ok! No need to get violent... I’ll just get back in my cage, here...
Sarah: So, where is everyone?!?!?!?!
jo: Who knows?
Yuki: *runs in* I AM LORD OF THE MANOR!
Sarah: Hmm... that sounds really familiar...
Quatre: That’s my line!
jo: QUATRE YOU’RE MY HERO! *clingclingcling*
Duo: What about me?!
jo: *sparkly eyes*
Gackt: Hey, what’s going on down here? Some kind of party I wasn’t invited.....to... Hey, are those... anime characters?
Sarah: Yes, isn’t it great?!
Gackt: Well, I’d actually call it scary, but...
Trowa: *appears*
Everyone: *stare*
Sarah: Oh my goodness! It’s Trow!
Yuki: What? Who’s Trow...?
Trowa: At your service, monkey face.
Yuki: WHAT?!
Trowa: I was talking to this monkey. *points to a monkey*
Yuki: Oh. Well that’s ok. As long as you weren’t talking to me. *glare*
Heero: *appears*
jo: Watch out, he’s crazy! *point*
Heero: Little do you know, there’s a gun hidden in my spandex.
Gackt: Is that so? *insert perverted grin-emoticom that is way too gay for words*
jo: Everyone cover your eyes!
Wufei: *appears*
jo: OH GOD! SERIOUSLY, COVER YOUR EYES!
Sarah: He’s here, everyone get in the cellar!
Gackt: Eek...?
Hyde: Hey, wasn’t I in this little number?
jo: Hey. Don’t bring numbers into this.
Hyde: ...
Sarah: Well, the gang’s all here! It’s a glorious day!
jo: KEN! SAKURA! TETSU! SHOW YOURSELVES!
Tetsu: *comes out of the couch*
Ken: *steps away from the wall, painted the same color as it*
Sakura: *falls from the sky* Ow.
Wufei: Oh dear Buddha, it’s....hideous!
Sakura: I’m Sakura.
Wufei: Wufei. *both shake hands*
Tetsu: So, the characters of Gundam Wing are actually real? I never would’ve guessed.
jo: Anyone who I want to be real is real!
Gackt: That’s nice.
jo: Isn’t it just?
Sarah: Well, let’s have a party!

*5 minutes later*

Wufei: *swinging from the ceiling fan* I NEED MORE MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES!!!
Trowa: *hits him with a foldy chair*
Gackt: Let’s get naked!
Tetsu: No, let’s get retarded!
Sarah: We already are!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhaAAAAAAAAA!
Hyde: A!
Tetsu: B!
Sakura: Did someone say BM?
Gackt: No, I said let’s get naked, damn you!
Heero: I’m way ahead of you!
Duo: Somebody hit me with a chair!
Trowa: Said and DONE! *conk*
Duo: *cheer* ALRIGHT! *gets on the ceiling fan* ... *it breaks*
Wufei: DAMN YOU, MAXWELL! *chases him around the room*
Quatre: Uh oh, Wufei’s sobering up... Everyone look out!
Wufei: *wildly swinging his katana*
Yuki: I AM LORD OF THE MANOR!
Quatre: QUATRE IS LORD OF THIS MANOR!
Duo: MUST DROP PANTALOONS!
Ken: What?
Sakura: Duo, you need to chillax.
Duo: MUST RIP OFF PEOPLE’S PANTALOONS! *stares at Sakura*
Sakura: Oh, no you don’t...
Duo: MUST DROP UGLY GUY’S PANTALOONS!
Sakura: I’m not wearing those! *runs*
Ken: hahahahahaha!
Sakura: Ken, help me!
Ken: Busy.
Duo: *frothing at the mouth*
Sakura: AHHHH!
Trowa: Who wants me to blow their brains out with a metal folding chair!
Sarah: Oooh, me! Pick me Trowa!
Trowa: DIE! *whack*
Sarah: YEAH WHAT A RUSH! *break dances*
jo: I know what this party needs!
Everyone: WHAT?
jo: Gackt’s penis!
Gackt: Yeah, it does!!!!
Hyde: No nudity at my party!
Tetsu: *punches him out*
Hyde: My beautiful face!
Sarah: Shut up, you don’t have fine features!
jo: Yes he does!
Sarah: No huh!
jo: We shall fight to the death, wench!
Gackt: CAT FIGHT!
jo: Duo, permission to use Death Scythe requested!
Duo: Permission granted!
jo: YAY! You’re all goin’ down! *runs away*
Hyde: *wakes up*
Trowa: *hits him with a chair*
Sarah: You all hate me!
Wufei: Silence, Woman! You’re drunk.
Sarah: Wufei...what kind of fool do you...do you take me....for....*passes out*
Tetsu: She’s dead!
Ken: ALRIGHT!
Sarah: *comes back to life and chases Ken*
Sakura: How does it feel, punk?!
Ken: Save me!
jo: *busts through the wall with Duo’s Gundam* Sarah, I challenge you to a duel!
Sarah: *gets out Yu-gi-oh cards*
jo: ...
Sarah: What!?
jo: GET A GUNDAM BITCH!
Sarah: Oh, right!
Trowa: *drops his chair* Take mine, it has the boobie buster!
Sarah: Good idea!
jo: IT’S ON!
Duo: Too many...capital...letters....*dies*
jo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Trowa: I just moved up a rank! OOOOOH YEAH!
Duo: Hahah, just kiddin’. I’m alive.
Trowa: Damn.

AND THE BATTLE IS ON!

The End. If you wanna know what happens, then you’d better fricken watch the next episode! I COMMAND IT!

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