After the madness that was the last episode, things return to (semi) normalness. And normalness is a word, dammit! So, Gackt returned and he was suddenly richer than ever. He decided to take everyone on a shopping trip, but the boys weren�t interested. Well, Yukihiro was. So anyway, it looks like it�s the dynamic trio for this episode. And by the dynamic trio I mean three retards. And by three retards, I mean Hyde, Ken, and Tetsu. Not necessarily in that order...(as far as importance goes, that is).
Hyde: Ok, we�ve got carpets and chairs. That�s good, right?
Ken: I claim the chair! *jumps on it*
Tetsu: Aw, man! That�s not fair!
Ken: Hurry, the floor is lava!
Hyde: *jumps on a little carpet*
Tetsu: I�m burning up!! *dives on top of Hyde*
Ken: Just like at the movies! WhOoOoOoOoOoOooooo~!!
Hyde: What are you talking about...?
Tetsu: *stare*
Ken: Nothing.
Tetsu: *gets up* I don�t wanna play this game anymore...
Ken: You�re just mad cuz you lost!
Tetsu: I didn�t lose...
Ken: Ok...
Tetsu: What, are you implying that I lost?
Ken: Oh, no - what, me...no, no. I wouldn�t imply such a ridiculous -
Tetsu: Shut up.
Ken: Yeah. Ok.
Hyde: Are you two done?
Tetsu: That depends -
Ken: Yes, we�re done. Now let�s go make sandwiches.
Tetsu: Let�s!
Hyde: ...Ok.
The 3 retards venture upstairs to...make sandwiches...
Tetsu: *looks in the fridge* They don�t have any food...
Ken: Let�s get pizza!
Hyde: No money.
Ken: Damn.
Tetsu: Well, now what are we gonna do?
Hyde: *sits on the floor*
Ken: Oh, Hyde that floor is filthy...
Tetsu: Are you gonna like go into convulsions or something, cuz I don�t wanna hafta call 911...
Ken: *sits down*
Tetsu: Oh, no! Ken, not you, too!
After a few hours of sitting there, doing absolutely nothing...
Tetsu: I have an idea...
Ken: Oh no. I don�t wanna hear it.
Tetsu: Let�s -
Ken: No, don�t you say it -
Tetsu: Let�s -
Ken: I said I don�t wanna know, now shut up and -
Tetsu: Let�s -
Ken: Tetsu, you�ve been warned -
Hyde: DAMMIT KEN LET HIM TALK!
Tetsu: Let�s...
Ken: ...
Tetsu: ...make coffee.
Hyde: Now that is a great idea. *gets up*
Ken: Where are you going...
Hyde: You two make coffee. I�ll be waiting by the phone.
Ken: Oh yeah, who�s callin?
Hyde: No one, but I�ll need the fire department on the line pretty soon.
Ken: What...what are you saying? Are you saying that we are incompetent fools, incapable of operating a machine as simple as a COFFEE MAKER!
Tetsu: No, he�s sayin� we�re dumb.
Hyde: Just make coffee.
Ken: Alright, let�s go Tetsu.
Tetsu: Ok let�s go.
4 hours later:
Hyde: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ken: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!
Tetsu: I wanna bash my head off stuff!!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gackt: *comes in with jo riding on him and Sarah following*
Sarah: ((how come she always gets to ride the Gackt...))
jo: ((psst...I�m writing the story))
Gackt: *drops everything he has in his hands* Oh dear god, they�ve had coffee...
Yuki: Hey, guys, I - *stops at the door when he sees Hyde, Ken, and Tetsu bouncing off the walls* What is happening here?
jo: I smell COFFEE! *runs in and starts bouncing around with them*
Gackt: We�ve got to sober them up...
Yuki: WAIT FOR ME! *follows jo and copies her*
Gackt: Sigh...Sarah, looks like you�re the only one with whom I can talk serious business.
Sarah: Right, tomorrow *is* the school festival�s opening...DAY.
Gackt: Yeah...what?
Sarah: Oh, sorry. So what do we do?
Gackt: We...um, we�ll...uh...
Sarah: YOU MEAN YOU DON�T HAVE A PLAN??!?!
Gackt: What?! I wasn�t prepared for this!
Sarah: Well, you should be. *hurries into the next room*
Gackt: ...
Sarah: Alright, everyone FREEZE!
Everyone: *stop and look at Sarah for a second, then go back to total insanity*
Sarah: It�s hopeless.
Gackt: Hmm..I�ve got an idea! *runs down the stairs and into the basement*
Sarah: *follows* What are you doing!
Gackt: *turns on the hose and drags it up the stairs*
Sarah: *starry eyes* My hero...!
Gackt: TAKE THIS YOU CAFFEINE-CRAZED...CRAZY PEOPLE! *blasts them with the hose*
Tetsu: Yay! A water fight! YOU�RE GOIN� DOWN, PRETTY BOY! *lunges at Gackt*
Gackt: OH MY GOD THEY�RE INSANE! RUN! *picks up Sarah and runs to the staircase, closing the door and locking it* They�ll never find us here...
Sarah: I�m lost.
Gackt: No you�re not, I know where you are.
Sarah: I�
Gackt: SH! *hears banging on the door* Oh no..
Sarah: They�ll get in! This door is made of plywood!
Gackt: What?
Sarah: I dunno.
jo: *from outside the stairwell* MORE POWER!
Gackt: They�ll break down the door!
Sarah: I ALREADY SAID THAT!
Gackt: No I said it!
Sarah: No, me!
Gackt: It was me!
Sarah: It was me!
Gackt: Ok, just shut up!
Sarah: Ok, just shut up!
Gackt: Are you mocking me?!
Sarah: Are you mocking me?!
Gackt: Stop!
Sarah: Stop!
Gackt: ...
Sarah: ...
Gackt: Ok, let�s stop this madness, once and for all.
Sarah: Ok, let�s stop this�
Gackt: *throws her out the door and hurries to close it* Phew. Now that she�s gone...*hears them eating her alive*
Sarah: GACKT, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEeeeeee...........
Gackt: Oops.
WOOHOO! We�ve all lost our minds! What�s new, right? Well, not much. But, be sure to tune in and...you know the drill. See you next time!