Now that Sarah, Hyde, Tetsu, Ken, and Yukihiro have formed an angry mob, they decide to begin the hunt for jo...

Hyde: I guess the fact that we’re suddenly in the forest is....her doing?
Tetsu: It’s dark....
Yuki: And scary...
Ken: OHMYGOD! AN OWL!
Tetsu: WHERE?!
Ken: *pulls out his autograph book* I can’t believe it’s a real owl.... Can I have your autograph? Right here next to Gackt and my dad... Hey!
Sarah: Ken, quit slacking off! We have a retard to find!
Tetsu: Let’s get retarded.
Yuki: ...what?
Tetsu: Sorry, got caught up in the moment.
Sarah: WE BE BLACK!
Yuki: Ummm...no, actually we’re four Japanese and one Caucasian.
Tetsu: Got caught up in the moment?
Sarah: Yeah.
Tetsu: I feel ya.
Yuki: Hello, can we get back to business here?!
Ken: Yeah! We have to stay focused, people! ...Hey, my owl flew away!
Hyde: Ahhhh, shuddup.
Ken: *sob sob*
Hyde: I’ve got an idea.
Sarah: Huddle everybody!
Hyde: Ok, first we get some pocky, then we dig a hole, and then we pull a Team Rocket!
Sarah: Hyde, I told you Pokemon was the devil!
Hyde: Sorry, I can’t stop watching it!
Sarah: Well, do!
Hyde: Anyway... you know the drill, we dig a hole, disguise it, put the pocky on it, she goes for it....she falls in.
Tetsu: And I video tape it!
Ken: Ooooooh yeah!
Yuki: But I wanna tape it...
Tetsu: I’m doing it!
Yuki: No, me!
Sarah: SHUT UP! You can both do it. Lord knows you won’t be able to do anything else...
Yuki: Are you implying that we are incompetent?!
Sarah: No, just useless.
Yuki: Oh, ok.

Meanwhile...

jo: *watching them on a little monitor thing, surrounded by all this technical stuff in a big huge room* Heheheh...fools! *evil laughing as the camera zooms out, showing the tent* Now that that’s outta the way, time to take action. With the help of my amazing technology, I now know that they plan to trick me into a hole. It’ll never happen!

*20 minutes later*

jo: *walking through the forest* Oh my gosh! Pocky! *runs up to it* But...the hole......whine.....*looks around* I know you’re hiding in the trees over there, laughing...well I know about your little plan, too, I know this is a hole...and that I’m gonna fall into it. But I’m gonna get that pocky ‘cause it’s Coconut Milk flavored. And I’m doin’ it ‘cause I want to. It’s my decision, I declare it! *flies above the hole, grabs the pocky and lands* I love being the writer...
Hyde: *jumps out from behind a tree* GR! You can’t do that!
jo: Here, have some pocky! *shoves it down his throat*
Yuki: Why don’t I get pocky?! *runs out of the bushes with everyone else following*
jo: You be quiet, this is my story!
Sarah: YAAAAAAAAAAH! *tackles jo*
Ken: Great work, Sarah! Now I can write this baby!

***The rest of this episode will be written by Ken...***

Ok so then we were all like BOOM yeah we came down on that bitch and we used Hyde for bait and she was all like OH HYDE I LOVE YOU BE MY KING! So we said oh no ya don’t Ken is writin it now so BOO-YAH yeah that’s what we said then we put her in the hole and went back to the house yeah she was screamin all night long. But we just threw stuff at her and she stopped and she couldn’t fly out or nothing because I AM WRITING THIS STORY!

jo: YOU’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!
Ken: Get outta my story!
Yuki: Hey Ken, we’re outta pocky. You think you could conjure some up or somethin’...
Ken: Can’t you see I’m BUSY?!
jo: Hahah! Thanks Yukihiro...*steals the keyboard* Now who’s writin’ biatch?!

***The rest of this episode will be written by jo***

Ken: WAAAAAAH!
Sarah: Hey, whats’ going on?! AH! She’s escaped!
jo: You’re damn right she’s escaped! Now, I demand you all give me pocky!
Hyde+Tetsu: *run in* Can’t we all just get along?!
Sarah: Apparently it’s not in the script.
jo: It’s not!
Yuki: Hey, jo! Over here! *waves pocky*
jo: AH! *drops keyboard and runs over*
Sarah: YES! *grabs it* Ha-ha! [Like on Speed racer.]

***The rest of this episode will be written by Sarah***

jo: Damn you!
Sarah: Now everyone bow down before me, Queen of the Keyboard! *unearthly laughter*
Tetsu: Damn. What I wouldn’t give to get a hold of that thing.
Hyde: Well, let’s just watch.
Sarah: *begins typing furiously*
Ken: I don’t like that look on her face...
Tetsu: I’m scared!
Sarah: Now... *is about to hit enter when the keyboard suddenly disappears*

***The rest of this episode will be written by...well, someone.***

jo: What the...
Sarah: ...frig?!
Yuki: Where did it go...?
Ken: What if...gulp...
Hyde: Yeah, what if ‘GULP’?!
Tetsu: Well, that would we bad.
Ken: I mean...what if *GULP* it fell into the wrong hands...?!
Hyde: Oh.
Tetsu: Well, that *would* be bad!
jo: *is suddenly bound and gagged* MMMMMMMMMMM!! MM MMMM MMMMMMMM!
Tetsu: hahahahaaaa! *cage appears around him* NO, NOT THE GREAT TETSU!
Hyde: I’ll save you! *cinder blocks appear on his feet and he falls* MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
Tetsu: That’s my line, buddy!
Sarah: I demand to know what is going on here! *is suddenly bound and gagged as well*
Yuki: Amazing...
Ken: Uh huh. *lights a blunt*
Sakura: *appears with keyboard in hand* Now who’s the Queen?!
Yuki: Not you! Heheheh!
Sakura: Silence, mortal! *strikes Yukihiro with lightning*
Yuki: Owie!
jo: Ok, Sakura, can we cut this off here, it’s about time to end the episode...
Sakura: ...Oh. Yeah, sure.
Cameraman: Annnnnd....that’s a wrap!
Sakura: Phew! *hands keyboard to random prop guy*
jo: Man, that was a real bitch!
Sarah: Yeah, I hate doing those kind of episodes!
Hyde: Me, too... Anyone got a light?
Yuki: Hey guys, whaddya say we do lunch?
Ken: Ok, but let’s get the script for the next episode first.
Sakura: Good idea.
Tetsu: And we’re not having pocky...
jo: Awww, man!
Yuki: Damn you...
Tetsu: What? It’s bad for you...
jo: Not possible.
Sarah: Aww, Mana!
Hyde: What?
Sarah: They’ve got slow motion scenes in the next episode...
Hyde: Are you serious?
jo: But Gackt comes back, right?
Sarah: I hope so...
Ken: I heard he does.
Sakura: Good.
Tetsu: Why good?
Sakura: Oh, I don’t know...
Director: Hey, you wanna keep it down, we’re still rolling!
Everybody: What?!