Sakura: The party is here!

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Tetsu: All this time I thought you were at the grocery store getting tampons!

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jo: I’MSOSORRYHYDEIT’SALLMYFAULTPLEASEKILLME!!!

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Ken: Awww, what’s the matter Tet-chan? Are you getting angwy???

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Hyde: I MADE A MESS! I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY!!! I’LL CLEAN IT UP! DON’T HELP ME!

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Tetsu: Old ladies will stare at me!

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Gackt: It’s not fair! It’s just not fair!

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Tetsu: It just gets scarier by the minute... Yukihiro, do something!

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jo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sarah: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
jo: SHUT UP YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Sarah: MAYBE I DO!
jo: YOU DON’T!!!
Sarah: HOW DO YOU KNOW???

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Hyde: CAN’T BREATHE!!! SAVE MEEEEEE!

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Policeman: You’re under arrest! We know this is a crack house!

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Tetsu: You’re pretty messed up, Hyde.

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Sarah: Thanks for a great time, darling!

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Hyde: MY DREAM CAME TRUE!

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Yuki: Yukihiro is always right.

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Ken: Yeeeeeeeellow?

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Hyde: NOOOO! MY BABY!

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Sakura: Don’t take that tone with me, young man!

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Hyde: Alright. Who let one fly?

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Sakura: You’re my home skillet! Ya gotta bust me outta the slammer...G!

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Ken: You’ll never take me alive, coppers!!!

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Hyde: SAVE ME!

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Tetsu: My face! My beautiful face!

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Gackt: Fear me, for I am a really hott guy with white hair, black lipstick, and big...
Ken+Sakura: *stare*
Gackt: Fangs! Muahahahahahaaaaa!

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jo: stay sexy!

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Tetsu: Oh my god it’s raining Ken!

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Gackt: We can see my puppy dog!

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Sakura: He must die.
Everyone: *stare*
Sakura: Oh, sorry. I just got caught up in the moment...

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Ken: Well, I do what I can to help the kids.

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Tetsu: Hyde watch out for that TREE!
Hyde: WHERE?!
Tetsu: Oh, sorry. It was an old lady.

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jo: Well, now that you guys are fugitives on the run, you’re not staying at my house anymore! :D

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Tetsu: Don’t listen to him! He’s a crack smokin’...thing!

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Sarah: Was he cute?!
Ken: Oh, of course, but nowhere near as cute as me. *flips hair. Doesn’t really have hair, but flips it anyway*

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jo: Well...YOU SUCK!

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Ken: Not in front of the children!

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Sarah: Now, let’s see...if I was a Tetsu, where would I go...?

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jo: And it’s always been my dream to be killed by you...
Hyde: I think you need new dreams.

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Yuki: Do I look like I can talk to monkeys?! ...And don’t you dare answer that!

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Sarah: It tastes just like I dreamed it would!

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Hyde: Here. Take this gun and blow my brains clean out of my head

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Gackt: How considerate of you, Gorilla Man.

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Hyde: DAMN ME! *starts slamming his head off stuff*

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Ken: Hyde! You little mother fucker! Pull us up!!!

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Sakura: EW! Yukihiro has a rash?! I so didn’t need to know that!

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Hyde: PLEASE LORD PUNISH ME FOR BEING SUCH A RETARDED LITTLE...RETARD!

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Sakura: Hey, pretty boy!

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jo: I’LL NEVER LET GO!

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Sarah: Wait a minute, there’s two of me!

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Hyde: I am *not* a midget!

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Tetsu: Aren’t you guys gonna ask me if I’m still mad, and then give me a heartfelt apology followed by an awkward silence?!

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Tetsu: JUST COME AND SAVE ME! Christ...

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Hyde: That’s just cruel.
jo: But it’s funny...
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Funny.
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Funny.
Hyde: Cruel.
jo: Shut up!
Hyde: ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Sakura: Go pound salt in your ass.

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jo: Oh, I love it when you’re forceful! *glomp*

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Ken: Well, thanks for that valuable information, Mr. Obvious.

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Sarah: You guys even brought me a Gackt!

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jo: LET’S COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!
Hyde: OK!

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Yuki: Don’t let the wind catch your toupee, Ken...

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Tetsu: Sex? Where?

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Ken: OH MY GOSH IT’S GACKT! I always wanted to meet him in person... Can I have your autograph? Right here next to my dad and Santa Claus! ...Hey...

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Hyde: Oh well, let’s just fuck–
jo: OK! C’MON!
Hyde: I was gonna say...Let’s just fuck–
jo: I SAID OK!
Hyde: I WAS GONNA SAY LET’S JUST FUCKING GO! NOWWWWWWW!!!!

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Sakura: Sorry, she didn’t have her medication today!

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jo: Okay now looks like a good time to run...*jumps on Hyde’s back* so RUN!!!

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Sarah: Frigit! ><

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Sakura: Let’s go, nigga! C’mon, you wanna piece o’ this?
Gackt: You can’t beat me, crazy mofo!

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Sarah: Now see what you’ve done?!
jo: I said WOOPS!
Sarah: Oh, and that makes it a whole lot better! THANKS!
jo: YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Tetsu: Hey, looks guys! It’s Ken’s rotting corpse!

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Sakura: Oh yeah?! Well, [censored] and [censored] because you [censored]!! So
BOO-YAH, BIATCH!

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Hyde: violence is not the answer!

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Gackt: You wanna take this out side?!
Sakura: We are outside!

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Tetsu: I am a ruthless, power-hungry, crazy...person, who will stop at nothing to rule the EARTH!

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Gackt: Oh, keep your panties on!

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jo: The guy’s off his rocker!
Sarah: shhhh!!
Tetsu: I’m what?!
jo: I said your hair looks nice.

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Gackt: What the sex is that?

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Sakura: Hey, where’s the rumble?

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Hyde: Well, Tetsu, you’ve killed thousands of people, now what are you going to do?
Tetsu: ...I’m goin’ to Disney World...?

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jo: Oh my gosh... *pops in the door* Do I hear Wufei?
Wufei: no.
Sarah: AHHHHHHH!

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Tetsu: Look at these biceps!

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Gackt: Silence, mortal!
Hyde: Yes master!

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jo: Hey! Who said you could make him cry?

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Ken: Yukihiro! You scream like a girl!

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Gackt: At least it’s better than hitting people with a sock...

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Kenshin: Tetsu! Suicide is not the answer!

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Sarah: There better be a lot of me in this episode, or I’m gonna get really mad, ok?!~

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Yuki: GREETINGS FROM APPLE WORLD!

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Ken: Man, what is wrong with that nutjob?!
Gackt: He’s a crack baby...

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Sarah: Don’t you back sass me young man!
Yuki: Oh yeah?! Whatcha gonna do about it, woman?!

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Gackt: *smack* You’re cute, but you’re not that cute.

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Yuki: Tetsu... Tetsu, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Tetsu: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!

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Sakura: Shut up! All of you! You’re driving me to drink!

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jo: Well... I guess we could try and devise a totally messed up plan that’s so crazy it just might work...
Tetsu: I’m way ahead of you. *lights a tampon on fire*

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Sarah: Sigh...someone tell me why I bother...
Hyde: Because you love me.

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Tetsu: Great, what do you want, big head? And if you say one word about Apple World, I’ll come up there and [censored]!!!

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Hyde: Now someone light up a blunt and–
Sarah: *smack*

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Gackt: Sigh...I miss my dog.

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Ken: I’m scared! Hold me!
Sakura: No thanks!

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Gackt: Fleas? Where?!

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jo: It’s like...some kind of wonderful dream...

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Tetsu: And who the fuck are you?

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Hyde: Hey, man, that’s not cool...

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Gackt: HYDE ME!
Hyde: quit saying that! ><

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Tetsu: Don’t look at me! I’m a beast!

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Yuki: TO APPLE WORLD!

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Ken: Here Hyde. Take a puff of this!

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Hyde: Anyway, back to *my* problems...

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Gackt: Weird bitch!

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Sarah: GASP!

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jo: Hey! I am your ruler! Bow down, and make it quick!

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Tetsu: If I’m not the sexiest thing alive than I’m not worthy of breathing this air!

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jo: PERFECTION! Come, my pet... From this moment on, we shall rule mercilessly! HYDE! You will be my king, and the rest of you my loyal servants!

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Ken: Heheheh, Hyde, watch out for that crocodile!

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Sarah: Yukihiro, you’re driving him to the edge!

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Yuki: I bring all of you greetings from apple world!
Ken: Ahh, shuddup.
Yuki: Yes ma’am.

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Sarah: Oh no! One casualty already?!

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jo: Woo, take it off! WOOO! *waves money*

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Gackt: Here we come to save the day!

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Sakura: Thanks, little missy!

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Sarah: SQUEEL!

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jo: CRETIN!

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Sarah: She made a funny.
Hyde: A whatty?

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Sakura: Please, hold your applause!

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Gackt: Who was it...which one of you imbecilic morons has unleashed...the wrath of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Hyde: Get off me, woman! You’re crampin’ my style...

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Ken: True dat.
Sakura: Word.

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jo: HEY EVERYBODY! GACKT’S NAKED!

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Hyde: Hey, pass that mother over here, big head...
Yuki: ...What did you just call me?
Hyde: Yukihiro.

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jo: I’ve got the strangest feeling that someone, somewhere, just called me a bitch.

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Hyde: I’ll see you in court!

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Tetsu: PRETENTIOUS FOOL! The world and everything within it shall be miiiiiiiiiiine!!! ON YOUR KNEES!

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Sakura: OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!??!

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Sarah: Have we all lost our minds?!?!?!

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Yuki: *a dark silhouette standing in the doorway in front of the rainy background...lightening, thunder, atmospheric music...*
Sarah: It came from the swamp! SAVE ME!

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Yuki: Well, I think you guys should know that -
Tetsu: That soon this planet shall -
jo: -crumble under my grasp! Innocent people will -
Tetsu: -die by my hands, and all the -
jo: -pocky of the world -
Tetsu: -will be mine for the taking! Muaaahahahaaa -
jo: -hahahahahaaaaaaaa.....hah.

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Sarah: I’m sensing tension here.

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Gackt: Yukihiro! What are you trying to tell us, boy? What’s the matter?
Sakura: Did Ken fall down the well?

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Sakura: Well. That was fun. Who wants to go again?

Demo owari da for now <3