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Poetry

COFFEE BREAK

by The Waitress Formerly Known as Zelda
by way of Icewing

Coffee.
It's a cup of jove.
Coffee.
It stimulates your frontal lobe.
Coffee.
You love it when it's hot.
Coffee.
It loves you when you're not.
Coffee.
It quenches your thirst.
Coffee.
It might've killed William Randolph Herst.
Coffee.
It's not just any old java.
Coffee.
It's like one of those lamps full of lava.
Coffee.
It makes you start to sweat.
Coffee.
You drink it because it's wet.
Coffee.
I drink mine with half-and-half.
Coffee.
Yours is just decalf.
Coffee.
It's never very sweet.
Coffee.
It never misses a beat.
Coffee.
It tickles the tongue.
Coffee.
It gave my mom a raspy lung.
Coffee.
It makes you want to sing.
Coffee.
You'll love it even if you're left-wing.
Coffee.
It puts the Japenese to rest.
Coffee.
It really is the best.

ENDEARING EARRING

by Opal "Get a Life" Tanaka
by way of Icewing

Skull earings.
Cause people to be fearing.
And stare.
Skull earrings.
Are cheering.
On my hair.
Skull earrings.
Cause people to be learing.
And snare.
Skull earrings.
Are veering.
Without a care.

BIG ASS PANTS

by Opal "Out of Style" Tanaka
by way of Icewing

Big pants are where it's at!
They fit you when you're fat.
Big pants are super keen.
They even come in lime green.
I love my big ass pants.
They make me want to dance.
And, if I had the chance,
I'd rent them to my Aunts.
Big pants do not smell.
They are not hot as Hell.
Big pants don't make you swell.
They attract guys like Mel.
My big pants make me look smart.
They really are a good career start.
I purchased them all at K-Mart.
They sent me up the charts.
Big pants are like a bean.
They upset you when you're mean.
Big pants are like a heart.
They can break like a dart.
Big pants are where it's at!
They fit you when you're fat.
Big pants are super keen.
They even come in lime green.

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