BuffMaster 3000!
Everybody knows Buffy Summers, the skanky, vampire-staking whore with her own TV show. If you like girls you want her, and if you like guys you want to be her. Now, with the BuffMaster 3000, you can! For a very, very limited time, buy the BuffMaster 3000 for only $300, and get the 20 page book How To Be An American Whore And Still Save The World From Vampires absolutely free! That's right, absolutely free! For an extra $10 dollars, you can get the audio cassette version, and for an extra $30, you can even have it on a CD! A little extra money, and you won't even have to strain your eyes by reading it! Don't you wish english class was like that? BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! With the purchase of the BuffMaster 3000, we're also offering a free, yes free, BuffMaster Slut Wardrobe! Choose from any of three different outfits: The Incredibly Short Shorts and Strapless, Sleavless, Fabricless Blouse The Inch-Long Evening Dress The Fishing-Line Bikini Each is availiable in matching shades of pink, white, blue, or clear! Simply specify which when you call 1-800-IAMASKANKYHO to place your order! Please remember to have your Visa, Mastercard, or American Express card ready when you call. And yes, every member of our phone-line staff is, in fact, between relationships. Call today! By the way, this is complete, utter BS. The thing doesn't exist. Ha! Home | Email me | The Crossroads | UAQ | Music | About the Author | Webpage Awards | My Writing Stuff | A Huge Dragon Adoption Directory | For the Bored Ones | Prayer List | Webrings | Wack(ed?) RPG Characters | The Great Guestbook Please click on the graphic to vote for this site as a Starting Point Hot Site! Thanx! The creator of this page does not necessarily agree with or support the organization advertised above and only put this here to save you the trouble of killing those little pop-up ads.
Everybody knows Buffy Summers, the skanky, vampire-staking whore with her own TV show. If you like girls you want her, and if you like guys you want to be her. Now, with the BuffMaster 3000, you can! For a very, very limited time, buy the BuffMaster 3000 for only $300, and get the 20 page book How To Be An American Whore And Still Save The World From Vampires absolutely free! That's right, absolutely free! For an extra $10 dollars, you can get the audio cassette version, and for an extra $30, you can even have it on a CD! A little extra money, and you won't even have to strain your eyes by reading it! Don't you wish english class was like that?
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
With the purchase of the BuffMaster 3000, we're also offering a free, yes free, BuffMaster Slut Wardrobe! Choose from any of three different outfits:
The Incredibly Short Shorts and Strapless, Sleavless, Fabricless Blouse The Inch-Long Evening Dress The Fishing-Line Bikini
The Inch-Long Evening Dress
The Fishing-Line Bikini
Each is availiable in matching shades of pink, white, blue, or clear! Simply specify which when you call 1-800-IAMASKANKYHO to place your order! Please remember to have your Visa, Mastercard, or American Express card ready when you call. And yes, every member of our phone-line staff is, in fact, between relationships. Call today!
By the way, this is complete, utter BS. The thing doesn't exist. Ha!
Home | Email me | The Crossroads | UAQ | Music | About the Author | Webpage Awards | My Writing Stuff | A Huge Dragon Adoption Directory | For the Bored Ones | Prayer List | Webrings | Wack(ed?) RPG Characters | The Great Guestbook Please click on the graphic to vote for this site as a Starting Point Hot Site! Thanx!
The creator of this page does not necessarily agree with or support the organization advertised above and only put this here to save you the trouble of killing those little pop-up ads.