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| FAQ- Some questions that people ask me, and my answers. Wether you like it or not. Q. Are you soppost to be in high school? A. Yes. Q. WHO ARE YOU?! A. Just some guy you'll forget about in a month. Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. 12 pounds 8 onces. Q. How many experence points do I get for squishing a bug with wings with a broom? A. 5, and one point in the bug squishing skill. Q. What do you want to do? A. I don't know. What do you want to do? Q. Why are you creepy? A.because i can't talk to people so I just scare them away Q. Hypothetically speaking, if I were to kill someone would it be better to make it look like an accedent, or to frame someone for it. A. It would be better to make it look like an accedent, er...I mean, killing is wrong. Q. Why are you such a dumbass? I mean come on. You make a webpage with an overused shitty idea. and then you make an even shittier FAQ section. What's up with that? A. No time for love Docter Jones. |
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| ---Image Gallery--- Want to know what kind of loser would make such a crappy site? Ever wonderend what that dork looks like? Well wonder no more. The image gallery will feature pictures I take of me and my friends. Plus, some artwork me and my friends have made. And who knows, maybe I'll even put in some comics we've made. But untill then enjoy the pictures of me and my friends. |
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| Welcome. For those of you who don't know this site is a product of my boredom. It features scripts my friends and I have written, and eventually some other crap that I'm too lazy to put on. If you think that this site totally sucks donkey b*lls, then e-mail me and tell me how I can make it better. If you enjoy this site and don't think this site is horse sh*t, then sign my guest book. Now enjoy the newer, better, hipper, and dare I say sexier site. [Mofo] -CheeseMonkey |
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| ---Scripts--- Read my inconclusive scrips and tell me what you think. The subjects of the scripts include: jesters killing people, gypseys killing people, mythical heros killing people, cult members threatening to kill people, and people taking other people on dates. Hey, they can't all be about killing people. Warning: 2 of the scripts are incompleate, but still good. |
| ---Songs--- Read songs! Dosen't that sound fun. |
| ---My Profile--- Get to know the dork that made this site. Who knows you might fall horribly in love with him. |
| ---FAQ--- Read the dumb questions I've been asked. And my even dumber answers |
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| QUESTION OF THE DAY I'll post up a yes or no question here. Whoever get's it right first uh...erm....has bragging rights. yeah that's it. 3/12/04's question Does this site suck? answer: no 4/6/04's question Do I like cheese? answer: mostly 4/12/04's question Am I goth? answer: no, are u crazy? 6/7/04's question Am I Emo? answer: sorta 6/26/04's question Am I in the band White Lezbian? answer: yes 8/8/04's question Do I destroy the universe in a parralelle dimension? yes to answer sign the guestbook |