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Pope my ride...

 


New York City - Pope Benedict XVI blesses the new fundamentalist Christian S.U.V. from ford, capable of carrying 12 children, mom and dad, with a full entertainment system that'll spread the word to those heathen neighbours next door.


Pope: "Too long have Christians been limiting the amount of children to the numbers they can fit in their S.U.V.'s and mini vans, finally ford have come up with the solution and they sure as hell get my blessing!"


"hell"

The Vatican spokesman asked Fux: "Can you please edit the word "hell" out of the Pope's statement, he's been feeling a little ill lately and has been coming out with the strangest things..."

Fux replied "Hell no".

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