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Bush:"God told me to do it!"04:12:06
Washington D.C.: All hell broke loose at a White house news conference today hosted by V.P. Dick Cheney, just as Mr. Cheney was about to answer a question on immigration, a wild eyed George Bush burst through the curtains and on to the stage… Cheney reacted in horror shouting: “Jesus George, that get-up’s just for Camp David, what the hell do you think you’re doing?”
After announcing to the crowd of bemused journalist “God told me to do it!” George went on to say: “suffer little Mexicans to come unto me” and proceeded to outline an unannounced reform to American immigration policy, finishing with: “those who float are evil, those who drown will be allowed across our borders”.
The president asked if he could be referred to as "Holy one" in the future.
“suffer little
Mexicans "
Our Fux News correspondent caught up with Mr. Cheney outside and asked him for a reaction: “Safe to say I’m planning a little hunting trip for me & George this weekend”. The V.P. muttered something under his breath that our correspondent could only discern as something about his mother then sped away in his gold plated Hummer.
