| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 6: PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER (page 1 of 2) - C4 PREMIERE 07.08.01, 18:30 - uncut premiere 22.02.03, 01.15 THE ONE WHERE Fry and Amy have an 'encounter' on Mercury, but on a secluded picnic on Neptune with just Fry, Amy and Zoidberg, when Fry was planning to break up with Amy, their car crashes and Fry has to have emergency surgery - his head gets attached to Amy's body! Meanwhile, with Valentine's Day is coming up, Bender starts his own 'discrete and discreet' dating service. DEFINITE CUTS --------- After the advert for Malfunctionin� Eddie�s car store: AMY Hey! Let�s go car shopping. My parents promised if I got all Bs they�d buy me a bar. And I got all Cs! BENDER Mind if I tag along? I need to bring my ass in for re-servicing. (holds up �Recall Notice�) The recall notice says it could burst into flame in a low-speed collision. FRY No wonder you�ve been staying at the back of conga lines lately. LEELA I�ll get my coat. Coming, Bender? (taps his behind with the newspaper � his rear end lets off a short burst of fire and everyone gasps) --------- After Bender has seen his new �shock-absorbing bumpers� and demanded that they be removed: MECHANIC All right. But sooner or later that ass is gonna blow. And when it does, I just pray you�re not mooning someone you care about! --------- At Malfunctionin' Eddie's car store, Fry is approached by a salesman: SALESMAN No, the ThunderCougarFalconBird. Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a ThunderCougarFalconBird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this ThunderCougarFalconBird? FRY Sorry, I'm not here to buy. SALESMAN I understand, and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation. FRY I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop! SALESMAN One word: ThunderCougarFalconBird. --------- Fry and Leela are talking about how it's Valentine's Day soon: FRY Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again! --------- Fry and Amy tell the others about their �encounter�: AMY Well, we broke down on Mercury, and one thing led to another... FRY And it led there again when we got home! (they both laugh, Leela looks annoyed) BENDER Congratulations, Fry� |
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