| FUTURAMA CUTS - SEASON 2 6: PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER (page 2 of 2) - C4 PREMIERE 07.08.01, 18:30 - uncut premiere 22.02.03, 01.15 DEFINITE CUTS --------- Later on, Bender's plotting to exploit lonely people on Valentine's Day: BENDER I have a plan so deviously clever that I- (Scene cuts to a courtroom - Bender is stopped in mid-sentence by a judge's hammer slamming down. Bender, Leela and two hooker-bots face the judge) JUDGE $500 and time served! BENDER Stupid anti-pimping laws! (to Leela) Well, pay the man! (he struts away) HOOKER-BOT 1 Bender honey, we love you! BENDER Shut up baby, I know it. (Cut to the outside of PX headquarters � inside Bender is putting up his 'dating service' sign on a door) BENDER Ah, computer dating. It�s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase �upside your head�. LEELA Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help? BENDER Hey, don�t make me go upside your head! --------- In the next scene: Hermes is trying to get into the cupboard where he thinks Amy and Fry are: ZOIDBERG Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad! --------- Fry�s complaining about being �smothered� by Amy: FRY I�m doing my job, there�s Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there�s Amy. I wake up the morning after sleeping with Amy, there�s Amy! --------- At dinner, where Bender's matched Leela with bus driver Al: AL (shocked at Leela's appearence) Yeesh! (sarcastic) Nice eyeball, Eyeball. LEELA (in response) Nice ass, Ass. BENDER Ooh, sparks. (to Al) Buy her a rose and I guarantee she�ll put out. AL (sits down) Ah, I�ll take my chances. --------- AL Well anyways Leela, I�d love to take a whack at ya, but that 10:15 to Nutley ain�t going nowheres without yours truly behind the wheel. --------- Right at the end: Bender's ass starts to explode: BENDER Oh no! My ass! My beautiful aaassss! (mostly drowned out by exploding noises) --------- Thankfully, C4 have re-edited the episode, so those cuts are hopefully consigned to history. |
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