Part One

Miaka : Why? Why don't you kill me?

Nakago : You should know the reason better than anyone else...

Miaka : Nakago! There isn't supposed to be a kiss there You stupid idiot!!

Nakago : Oh god, that nightmare again!! WHAT!!! It's that time already!?!

Narator : His name is Nakago. An actor who has just debuted recently. With much luck he was able to get a part as Nakago on the very popular Fushigi Yuugi series.

Nakago : I'm very sorry I was late...

Tamahome : Nakago you jerk, for being a nobody how many times do you need to come in late to be satisfied!

Narrator : He is Tamahome. Since starting out small, he has done CM's and movies and is a very popular actor...

Nakago : I'm so sorry

Miaka : Really, are you sure you have what it takes to be an actor?

Narrator : Miaka, a super Idol, 15 years old, but it is said she makes herself out to be 10 years older than she is.

Nakago : I'm so sorry

Tamahome : Great, now I don't feel like shooting, lets go eat!

Miaka : Yeah you're right

Voice : Miaka-san, could we request an interview?

Miaka : Okay ^_^

Voice : Oh hell, lets do lunch then... umm, right, Director Ishi?

Voice : Ok then, lunch time!

Nakago : I'm starting to think I wasn't made out to be an actor maybe I should go back to the country and do farming.

Yui : Nakago-san

Nakago : Yui-san!

Yui : Do you like Na'to? (I have no clue what american's call this)

Nakago : Yes, it's one of my favorite foods.

Yui : It came with the fried fish, some left overs but here you can have it.

Nakago : Thank you very much!

Yui : See you later!

Nakago : Yui-san is so like a normal person. She's so great!

Yui : oh yeah, it seems Tamahome-san and Miaka-san are in a bad mood so be careful ok?

Nakago : What should i do??? ):

Part 2

Voice : Next, Last Cut!

Director : Nakago! Tamahome-san, it's about the next scene after you've hit him, lets try a kiss.

Nakago : WHAT????

Tamahome : A kiss? oh hell, just do it. Don't kid around!

Nakago :(famous Naka/Tama kissing scene) Oh yes, to think about it, the Suzaku-no-miko's lips were pretty soft. I'll tell you what kind of lips they were...

Tamahome : You bastard, what did you eat for lunch?

Nakago : Gyoza, Miso-ramen and Na'to. ):

(sign, Fushigi Yuugi dressing room)

Nakago : Everyone, those who are in Fushigi Yuugi are popular. All but me... ):

Soi: A dirty image tends to do that to actors.

Voice : Nakago-san, a delivery!

Nakago : Huh? : Oh! those are Dirt Colored Roses (pink note says Nakago-sama)

Nakago: Yes, i have this person, the one who always sends me dirtcolored roses (pink note says good luck/work hard) I'll keep working hard until a full year comes. ^_^;

Soi : Those roses always come but... kind of bad tastes don't you think?

Nakago : AH! you crushed my Takoyaki! (fried octopus)

Soi : Then eat your roses then.

Manga Paper (center translations) "I didn't really care if I became a god or not" "I just wanted revenge..."

(red bandana, says Ashi Number 1, meaning Assistant number 1)

Ashi : Um Sensei, where are you going?

Sensei(Watase Yuu) : I need to send some flowers... they make "him" happy... *