Whenever I think of revolutionary movements or even guerilla art, one constant remains the same: Establishing permanence. Which is why I laugh when I see these "6/30/07 - Faculty Contract Expires" written on the West Chester University campus in Sidewalk Chalk.

In fact, I am thinking of starting a counter-revolutionary movement to erase these messages. The purpose of this is two-fold: One, it offers a rogue element that seems hostile to the faculty. Two, it would possibly escalate the situation - and honestly I want to see West Chester faculty tag an entire wall with graffiti like it is a New York City subway train in the late 70's.

So if anyone wants to join a counter-revolutionary guerilla group ostensibly to wreak havoc, e-mail Furious Fingers.

I'm glad West Chester University feminists are embracing the radical ideas and acts of Second Wave Feminism that fostered change in such important spheres such as female rights, gender pay equity, and the establishment of literary canons outside of dead white European males and that they are finally taking a definitive stance upon a vastly important issue: changing the word "freshman" to "freshperson", ostensibly because it demeans women by omitting them. Thank you West Chester University feminists for tackling such a grandiose problem among our campus and our community!

The "Vagina Monologues" poster was defaced earlier this month on campus. Representatives from The Women's Center were quick to place the blame on chauvinistic men scared of women's empowerment, but I'm not quite so sure they're the culprit. Odds are just as likely that it was a couple of dumb drunk frat kids that just wanted to cause some public damage, the banner was a big target, vagina was on their minds, and they had no idea what the word "monologues" meant.

Thesaurus

Thesaurus sounds like it would be a pretty badass Dino. I mean, he could be the definitive dinosaur - he is, after all, "the 'saurus." But no. He just roars differently and longer than everyone else to sound smarter. Crazy asshole.

We call him El. As in The.

I know what it means... Thank you.

Dichotomous is the real reason dinosaurs became extinct. Forget that giant meteor rumor, forget about climate change, forget about whatever hyperbole your first grade teacher told you to shut you up about why Anklyasaurus had to die and why couldn't he just crawl up into a protective ball because that's what he did when he was in danger but no your teacher was like "Fuck this…" and said a giant meteor from outer space came down and landed right on him and you had no comeback to that and you were all sad Ankylasaurus died that you didn't talk for a week. Dichotomous was the Dinosaur with the biggest dick around and he was the only one of his species so he mated with all of the other females of all the other species and then they were so smitten by his prodigious Paleozoic member they couldn't bring themselves to copulate with their own species and procreate so all the dinosaurs died out. Except the Pterodactyls - but then it was just Dichotomous masturbating once all the other dinos died and his loads shot all the Pterodactyls from the sky. Then Dichotomous just fucked the ground until he died, and this is how the Grand Canyon was formed. Yes - it was that big.

Ok, breaking news. this snipit via submission on the previous query about Lenin.

Ya, I asked my boss about it, he said he remembers it being called Livid Lenin. He was stationed in Russia at the time, it was a big deal. Although there is not empherical evidence of it.

Thats good news, if I am going insane I at least know that I'm not totally alone. This also opens up a door for further investigation. If anyone else has a piece of this puzzle its worth trying to put back together.

Also, Fury made a good point last night in responce to my H2G2 comment yesterday. Men In Black (the first one) was far more profound than I think most people realize. The most impressive scene in that is the end where the universe is just a marble in a kid's game. The Simpsons have a similiar idea in the opening credits, during the couch scene. Homer

First thing's first. I just watched Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy again (great fucking move, and fuck you who hate on it) and it hit me. If the world will end soon, I want a friend thats an alien that would know of the impending doom, or at least someone with a cool spaceship. Like that friend you had in high school who you only hung around because he had a badass car. Or a car, peroid. Long story short, if you are an alien I have posted a survey to be my friend (here). Email your entrees to [email protected]

Cheers to Absurdity

In a resturant in PA a group of those under 25 cannot drink together without someone who is 25 to claim responcibility. But if you are over 21 yourself you can drink by yourself at the bar. People over 21 cannot drink with people under 21 at the table unless they are the parent or legal gaurdian of the child. Essentially, if you waited 21 years to drink legally... wait 4 more years before you do it with friends. Until then, learn to love drinking alone. Good times

Ok, here’s the deal. I am scared of Putin. I mean, terrified. We had a brief discussion today about him and communism and the fact is, Vlad is just a bad dude. According to a friend, Putin mean "peaceful" in Russian. After the drunken mess that was Yeltsin's presidency Putin put some hope and joy in the Russian people. But I've been pretty worried about Putin since day one. Of course, those "in the know" about politics said I was a fool and that Putin would be wonderful for everyone, he was a swell dude. Well lets look at his political career a little closer.

1. A former KGB member Putin was a major in Dresden, East Germany.

2. In 2000 Putin restored the USSR's national anthem to the nation.

3. After severely bobbling the Beslan massacre (Russian forces raping and poisoning Chechnyianns was pretty much the main cause of the massacre) Putin responded the Chechnyian demands by having a "rouge" general flatten towns in the Russian state. Putin still swears he has little to do with it.

4. Ever heard of Belarus? Yah, don't get used to it. Putin basically strong-armed the Belarusian government into rejoining the Russian Federation. Yeltsin flirted with the idea, but until Putin came in to force the small landlocked nation into the federation, the idea had yet to come to fruition. Kazakhstan, you're next. Heads up. (see Tengzig pipeline, or Russian-Kazakhstan pipeline)

5. Ah, who could forget the Kurst. Like Beslan government incompetence was blamed for the death of 118 sailors. I still remember the headline from that morning "Russian Nuclear Sub Collides" to this day, what the hell did it collide with? All I know is that Norwegian divers were ready to rescue the sub but the Russians said no, and let those boys die a slow...rotting...painfully long death.

6. My personal favorite was when Putin stole the ring from Patriots owner, Robert Kraft, after they beat the Eagles.

7. "Say hello to your president. He really surprised us...turned out to be quite a mighty man. He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him." Nothing more need to be said

8. Most recently Putin, once again through a "rouge" general pointed missiles at NATO nations in Eastern Europe for their support of SDI, so dubbed Star Wars.

9. Did he kill Alexander Litvinenko?

Granted, its 1 am and I need sleep. I think I'm going to hold onto this for a while until the bombs start flying and we all realize "Ya, thanks Colbert, Putin wasn't that great of a dude anyway" Writing this article has also led me to a re-realization of a fact I had forgotten about.

Every once in a while I remember seeing something on the news. Some crazy horrible news story that really makes me sit up and say "Goddamn the world sucks." Two, three years later I will want to make a point about the situation and I scour the internet and library for articles pertaining to said situation. But then I find that, hell, not only can you not find the article, but many facts have been changed. One particular incident I recall is the many political discussions on the body of Lenin. Yes, nearly 100 years later that body is still rotting in Red Square. According to some it "grows fungi" occasionally. Delicious. I like some mushrooms on my premier. But I'm serious, anytime you hear some terrible news story, remember what you hear and one day down the road look at the discrepancy in the stories. The Litvinenko story, I reckon will be one of those. I think the recent pointing of nuclear missiles at Eastern Europe will be another one. It amazing, if no one remembered some events, and everyone deleted them from print, it just didn't happen.

New Story. Not really a story. More of an articled. Called internet, by fury. Pretty good stuff. Another idea that really needs to be expanded. Get Off MYSPACE NOW.

an apology would be nice.. just gonna put that out there

I'll fuckin put my neanderthal dick out there for you to suck bitch

ill take that as an apology

I find the poster entitled "15 Reasons Why A beer Is Better Than A Girl" more profound than most Pre-Socratic philosophers.

aw man this is so fucking cute
you have no idea
almost gay
but she'll appreciate it

why am i so awesome when im drunk
give me a grant to find this out
apa, feds, fuck it, i dont care

"Hey, come help me with this"

"But, I don't know anything about this"

"Yes you do"

"Oh, Ok, I guess I do"

I'm a push over, methinks. Anyway, I made an open invitation in some circles for people to start submitting thier own work. I also published a fingers story, Invictus. Finally someone else has something up here.

Ok Ok Ok OK. A bunch of new stories and poems are up and evidently we have our first interview, but I've yet to see it so we'll have to wait on that. There are three interviewers now, Interviewer40, Interviewer37, and Interviewer21. Lots of good stuff comes up from fury.

I'm driving down the street today and crossing an intersection in some mall parking lot. Nothing unusual but as I went through the intersection a woman pulled out and nearly hit me. Now I'm driving an SUV, not a microbe, so I should have been easily spotted and she was at a stop sign. I turned to my friend and explained to her why people like that needed to die. Its not that I hate people or I'm one of those "everyone stupider than me should die" types, but imagine we live in the wild. This woman is walking through the woods and comes to a clearing somewhere. She looks quite befuddled since there are trees in one spot and not in the next. Clearly a change in scenery has confused our subject. A lion stands right in front of her anxiously waiting to stalk its prey with its mouth open. But the chase is far less exciting than our friend the lion was hoping. This dumb bitch walks right into his mouth. Before she dies she flips the lion off and blames him for her untimely demise.

A new idea strikes. Soon we will be implemeneting a new part of the website. The idea is called "The Interview Project." The concept is simple enough, interview everyone in the entire world. But we can't do this alone, so some help is going to be needed. We ask you get in contact with TheInterviewProject40 (on AOL/AIM) and partake in a brief interview. The project will be completely annynomous. We do not know the creaters or praticioners of this idea but it was submitted to us via email. All information regarding your personal self will also be withheld, in fact destroyed immediatly following the interview. Hopefully with the confidentiality secure we can have more honest and accurate answers. The only information that will be disclosed is the location of the interviewee by State/Territory ONLY. We don't want to know what city you live on but we do want to break it down by region. Be yourself in the interview, there is no judging anyone's ideas or beliefs. So do us a favor and IM TheInterviewProject40 on AOL/AIM and be yourself. Tell your friends.