Brucie's Balls
When he calls, Brucie's balls, Bounce around the Cashbreak halls.
He has a plan, to be "the man", As we watch it all hit the fan.
It's not the site, that is a fright, As we could all just fly a kite.
We get chips, while Brucie quips, As we all sit and flatten our hips.
We "laugh out loud", are very proud, While names display before the crowd.
Friends we make, chips we take, All while knowing the names are fake.
Never that ball, should ever fall, On that ticket that wins it all.
This I say, "Let Us Pray", "Brucie, get off your cash today!!!" |