2) When, and only when, Mike enters the room can the party get started
3) Mike has 6-pack abs comparable to those of Mr. Universe
4) Mike is 275 pounds of pure, rock-hard muscle.
5) Mike is Metallica's drummer.
6) Where ever Mike goes, and at all times, a trail of at least 5 chicks follows Mike.
7) Mike is the proud owner of a Ferrari F50 GTI and a Shelby GT 500.
8) Mike was the 5th member of the Beatles in their prime.
9) Mike is the sole heir to Hugh Hefner's fortune and girlfriends.
and the biggest lie of all...
10) Mike has an extrodinary wit, charming charisma, and out of this world good looks that are surpassed by none other.
2) If a centipede breaks a leg, does it really matter?
3) Because lizards can re-grow body parts, are they immortal?
4) Does Chewbacca use Roagine? And if so, where?
5) Does PETA stand for People who Enjoy Tasty Animals?
6) What does PETA think about the Orientals who eat dog?
7) If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one around, is it really worth all these metaphores about it?
8) Why are you reading this? You've got to have something better to do with your time.
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