OOMPA-LOOMA PAGE
To me, the oompa-loompa is the essence of human nature.  They are so small, yet so productive, it's just amazing.  After seeing some of these wonderful photos and quotes i have gathered, i hope you will join me in my appriciation of these green-haired midgets.

"From the first time i saw them, i knew that oompa-loompas would rule us all"
-George W. Bush

"With their boyish charm and extrodinary muscle mass, oompa-loompas are the sexiest creatures alive"
-Elton John

"And i shall rise, victorious, the ruler of  the underworld!"
-Naked man from top of a 7 story building
Note to the copyright owner of these pictures:  You gave me implied oral consent to use these pics at that thing we were at.  Remeber, that thing.  You know.
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