He said: "Give me twenty dollars."
    "
No way!" said Jake
    "
Give me twenty dollars." The bum.
    "
I said no way!" Jake.
    "
I said give me twenty dollars!" Bum.
    "
No way in hell!" Jake.
    "
Listen asshole, I saved your life give me-"
    "
No."
    "
Damnit, you bastard, I gotta eat!"
    "
Get a job, hobo!"
    "
Hobo, huh?!?" The bum advanced towards Jake's bed, and cordially threw him out the window.

*
OUCH*

    Jake landed on the cement parking lot, and awoke...
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