| He said: "Give me twenty dollars." "No way!" said Jake "Give me twenty dollars." The bum. "I said no way!" Jake. "I said give me twenty dollars!" Bum. "No way in hell!" Jake. "Listen asshole, I saved your life give me-" "No." "Damnit, you bastard, I gotta eat!" "Get a job, hobo!" " Hobo, huh?!?" The bum advanced towards Jake's bed, and cordially threw him out the window. *OUCH* Jake landed on the cement parking lot, and awoke... |