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(ahhh! *music*) - No, I'm just shitting with you again! Ha ha, you are so gullible. Anyway, back to our story- After hitting the cement, (that I was NOT shitting you about) Both of Jake's legs snapped in two. Of course, since he was on morphine, he didn't even notice this for two more weeks. In fact, he doesn't even know about it now, cause everyone's afraid to tell him. Were thinking about 'breaking' it to him on his birthday, sort of a "Suprise" party. Boy, I can imagine the look on his face- or more appropriately, the look on his neck, cause thats where his face ended up. But enough of this bad stuff- the most important thing is that HE lived. Sure, he's uglier than the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but at least he's still in the game. (if you call that living) So anyway, Jake landed on the hard, unyielding ground, not feeling a thing. The first thing he noticed was that a deck of cards had fallen out of his pocket and lay on the ground before him. Further, he noticed that the king of hearts and the king of diamonds had flopped out of the card case and lay next to each other on the ground. Jake picked up the kings with a smile on his face. Thought he, "These kings be looking kind of lonely. Guess I outta pick them up and give 'em a good place to stay" So he put them into his pocket without a second thought. Well, it turns out that the night of his accident, JakeFunc was scheduled to face Big Chief Currence in a two-man Texas Hold'Em Tournament. The winner would recieve all of the respect of the masses (as it were) and the fame and fortune that came along with (again, as it were). The game began... |