HA HA, just shitting around with you-he actually awoke in the hospital. It turns out that a bum saw him fall down, and rescued his life by signaling a car.
Thought Jake: "Well, maybe bums aren't worthless after all," when he noticed that the bum was still standing in the corner of his hospital room, extending his hand as if to ask for a donation. "Well, looks like I was wrong!" Jake decided that if he didn't pay any attention to the bum, he just might go away.
Unfortunately, this was not the case. Jake tried to watch TV, but nothing was on except PGA Golf. "Damnit Currence!" Jake thought. The bum cleared his voice as if ready to speak. The air grew deathly silent, as Jake watched and waited in suspense. Time seemed to stand still, as if even the clock was afraid to strike the passing of the next second. The world paused a moment as the bum spoke his first few words. He said:... |
