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One day while Jake was on the road towards Sheetz to get some food, the Pimp Van broke down. Well, it didn't actually break down, but let's pretend that it did for story purposes. In all actuality Jake just forgot to fill up the tank after he'd been driving my ass around all day long. Anyway, the Pimp Van stopped moving on interstate 90, about 4 miles away from the nearest gas station. "Damnit Currence!" Jake muttered loudly with his imperfect speech. "Making me drive around all the time-this is it." Jake got out of the Van in the chilly -160 degree weather that accompanies early springtime on Ohio, stepped into the freezing hail and sleet, and took off down the road. The wind battered his face and froze his hands. After twenty minutes in the icy tundra, he fell to his knees; the world went black. Jake awoke... |
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| JAKE'S ADVENTURE WITH TEXAS HOLD 'EM By BIG CHIEF CURRENCE |