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| Katie - Where were you today? Amanda - Sick. It's hard to breathe and I had a fever. Katie - Maybe you have SARS!! Have you been to China lately? |
| Chris Rock - "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germnay doesnt want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?" |
| Sarah - She's the dumbest Persian I've ever known. |
| Joe C - Oh God it feels good to be on top. |
| Joe C - They must have just greased their balls. |
| Holly - KATIE! Youre my little leprechaun! |
| Andrew O - Katie's a little leprechaun! |
| Chelsey - Oh Katie, youre such a cute little leprechaun. |
| Katie (in scary voice) - KNOCK IT OFF!! Nikki B (gets out of seat, starts laughing, starts coughing violently) - Cherry coke doesnt feel good up the nose, p.s. |
| Amanda - Hey did you know that under all this sugar, that these are real skitters? (She was refering to the sour SKITTLES) |
| Griffin - The French are not the same as Mexican!! The French are too arrogant to mow lawns. Katie - Or pick strawberries. |
| Kelli, Brian, and Me talking about the stupid, baby drummer at camp and his and Brian's conversation about the talent show. Brian - Can I use your drums? The Drummer - For what? Brian - The talent show. The Drummer - For what? Brian - For the talent show...? The Drummer - For what? Brian - The talent show...? Later that week Brian tells us about it. Kelli - I'm actually going to put them all in my mouth...at the same time. Brian - And play them with my tounge. |
| Michael Norberg - I may be Darren's Slave, but I think that I rule the bedroom. |
| Griffin - I wonder if I'll see any KKK members when I'm over there. If I do and they come close to me then I'll say "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! ANGRY GHOSTS!!" |
| Kris and I are fighting over a chair in Math and he is trying to scoot me away and we're being really loud but there were like 5 ppl in the room so it was okay. Nichelle - Kris! Stop! Youre causing a commotion!! Kris - WHAT?!?! There's no one in here to commosh! |
| Katie - And she even got into Brandon's email account!! Kris - That hacker whore. |
| Nichelle - I'm gonna beat the shit out of her. Katie - OH ME TOO!! We can do it together. It can be a bonding experience!! |
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