| I was told this joke and I am telling it to my manager, Mike. Katie - What time does Micheal Jackson go to bed? Mike - When? Katie - When the big hand is on the little hand. Mike - You know what time I go to bed? Katie - When? Mike - Whenever I Goddamn feel like it. |
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| Rachel - Damn it's hot in here. Natanya - Yeah...it's like Alaska...I mean Hawaii!! |
| Dawni - My brother just said "demonic". What a fantastic word. |
| Girl at Kelli's place of employment - God they were a chotch face. |
| Oceanography Teacher - Its getting harder and harder to climb Mt Everest every year. Nichelle - How is that possible? Katie - Because its getting taller. Nichelle - I thought things were easier to see when they were bigger. Katie - She said "climb" not "find". |
| (Think of this in a thick russin accent) Mr. Russia - Now the -6's cancel and I have my small joy. |
| Nichelle - 5 years is like a part of your life. |
| Nichelle - They put some sprinklers in and theres no plants to sprinkle! |
| Colin - I am washing my Timone and Pumba!! HAHAHA!! OH YEAH! I WENT THERE! |
| Nichelle - I'm gonna kill him. Katie - I have a hit man. He is gay though. Nichelle - Thats okay. A hit man is a hit man and it doesnt matter what angle he hits it from. |
| Katie - I am a fast peer...or is it pee-er? Griffin - I prefer pee-pee-maker. |
| Katie - Kick his bum. Nichelle - BUM I WILL KICK!! |
| Katie - Okay I am going to say something gay. No blowing up here...EVEN THOUGH I AM DA BOMB!! Nichelle - Wow. |
| Natanya - Calm down and put that fire out that is on top of your head. Sheeesh. Red heads these days I tell ya. |
| MY SALSA MAKES ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS WANT TO DANCE AND TAKE OFF THEIR UNDERPANTS, MY SALSA. |
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| And Now Introducing Nyck Johnson Katie - OMG have you ever had a buttery nipple? Nyck - Butter on my nipple? No I dont think I have ever done that. Katie - NO THE DRINK! |
| Nyck - Speaking of gay people...we should hook Kelli up with Kode. |
| Nyck - Well I will give you my time machine to use. Katie - You have a time machine? How did you obtain one of those? Nyck - I got it off Ebay. It was a steal. |