| I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! (Doo dee lee doo) There they are, standing in a row. (Bum bum bum) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... |
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| Katie - I like this toe better than the other ones. It bounces back just like a boob. |
| Dawni - Is it a "baseball bat?" Katie - Either that or "big ball sack." Dawni - Is that a dancing banana? |
| Rachel - (Talking about the pop that fell off the 6-wheeler) It'll make you hate everything in the world. Even little babies. |
| Rachel - Could you imagine if they wrapped all the cases of pop with plastic? Katie - Well I know where the Safeway bottling company is. Rachel - Really? Katie - Yeah. So if they do that, we can just go in and kill them. Rachel - Oh. Well I was just thinking of a little complaint letter but you just feel the need to one-up me. I see how it is. |
| Dawni - He goes, "hey" and I'm like, "what?" and he goes, "ride it" then I go, "what?" and he goes, "ride it" and I go, "ride what?" and he goes, "my pony" and starts singing that song. Katie - Ewwww. Tell him I will shoot his pony...in the knee cap. |
| Brandon - We made bronze in my chemistry class. Morgan - You can make bronze? Katie - OH WOW...did you just ask if you can make bronze? *smacks head against wall* Morgan - Well I thought it was like gold or silver where you can grow it or whatever. |
| Amanda - There are a lot of stupid people in the world. Katie - Yeah. Amanda - You know from your quotes page. |
| Lick my cl*t and shut your nose. |
| Katie - Yeah...I think you should go to your mom with Seattle. |
| Brandon - GO JARED! YOU STRECK THAT BROST! |
| Anonymous - You know you want to press your naked body against mine while hot water pours upon us. |
| Katie - Now where'd you get that platinum chain with them DIAmonds in it? Carin - Now where'd you get that matchin' benz with them wiiiindows TINTIED? |
| Matt - Her mom isn't Satan though. Katie - Oh well thats good. I dont think that the world could handle more than one Satan. Matt - I dont either. We would all be burning in a molten pool of hot shit. Katie - That we would. |
| Brandon - Yeah I was with my girlfriend's boyfrined. |
| Katie - HAHAHA...YOU JUST PROVED ME WRONG! |
| Brandon - Nymphos know how to say "no". You KNOW how to say "no" so that makes you a nympho. |
| Dawni - Haha...You're such an interesting, firey girl. |
| Dawni - It could be the Black and Fire Fish Team! |
| Joe C - I'm a botched experiment. |
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