| Joe C - Can I help you find somethin? Coustomer - Yeah I'm looking for drugs. Joe C - Yeah...well I have some in the back of my car... Katie - I think that he was looking for LEGAL drugs, Joe. |
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| Joe C - You work tonight? Katie - Nope Joe C - ME NEITHER! Katie - Brandon is. Joe C - All by himself? Katie - Yep. All by his lonesome. Joe C - Ohhhh...poor guy. Katie - Yeah I know. I THINK I can squeeze a tear out. Oh wait!! No I cant. |
| Dawni - If my mom comes in here and says, "Youre home?" I'm gonna say, "No...I'm still at a party getting drunk. Heres your sign." |
| Amanda - Look! I can wiggle my jaw! (She then proceedes to show me how to wiggle her jaw) Isnt that cool? |
| Mike - I will also spank you if you want. Katie - Ewww...no... Katie (to Dawni) - Mike said he could spank me if I wanted. Dawni - Say, "I'll cut off your nuts if you want." |
| Kelli - OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH...OKAY! |
| Mrs. Rozenswig - This is testable material! Ali - Testical material? |
| Lindsay - It's a good thing I filled up my...uhhh...ummm... Katie - Tire...? Lindsay - YEAH! Thats it. For some reason I was thinking "hot dog". |
| Mrs. Hallgren - LISTEN! I'm only gonna say it once and if you dont hear me then screw you. |
| Jay - What are you, DRUNK? |
| Katie - I have a gas bubble right here. (Points to lower left abdomen) It hurts and I cant fart it out. |
| Keith - What color thong are you wearing today? Katie - You're fired. Keith - Why? Katie - Thongs aren't "in" anymore. Keith - Huh? What is? Katie - "Comando". Geeze...get with the times. |
| Katie - Oh. My. God. I cant stand her. (Talking about my photography teacher) Charlynn - They have medication for the problem you have. Katie - Yeah...my problem is not being able to stand dumb people. Charlynn - We cant all be smart. Katie - Yeah but I like you. |
| Rachel (Brandon's younger sister talking about a fat guy playing soccer) - Woah! How'd they knock that kid down? Brandon's Mom - Hey. That's a big kid. |
| Katie - Dont get mad. Get Glad. |
| Brandon - I can honestly say that has never happened to me before. These things should have warnings on them. |
| Rosie - And ladies, you cant wear a little cocktail dress and steletto heals. Thats a different kind of bonus. |
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