| Mark - Anything straight...I'm like it. |
| Lindsay - I'm just chillin with my nommies. |
| Katie - Yeah...none of that clog poring shit. |
| You funck. (Translated to: "You f*ckin punk.) |
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| Katie - I TOLD him I was hyper. Griffin - Sideburns? |
| Griffin - It sounds like you're on the rag. |
| Dawni - CUNTRY BOYS! Katie - (Laughes hysterically) Dawni - CUNTRY! Katie - (Still laughing) It sounds...(laughs)...like... (laughs)...a cuntry is a factory...(laughs)...where they make...(laughs)...CUNTS! (laughs more and almost falls over. Damn backpack.) |
| Dan - So what if I can get cuter guys than you, you don't have to get mad. |
| Dan - You are now known as Mrs. Poopie Pants. |
| Katie - Seriously...she was NOT atttractive. She like fell out of the ugly tree...hit all of the branches on the way down...was attacked with the pine cones while on the ground...and then someone cut off a branch and beat her with it. |
| Amanda - OW! Son of a bitch! Mom (Mrs. Castro) - (Smacks Amanda) Don't talk about your brother like that. |
| Brandon - I say wittingly funny things. |
| Crystal - So what if the sperm get past the copper? Does it become like, a crazy sperm? |
| Anonymous - There is no sense in being pessimistic. It would not work anyway. |
| Amanda - You bitch. You interrupted me. Katie - No...I did you a favor. |
| An 8-year-old that was at LW - Patience is a virtue, mother f*ck*r. |
| Amanda - Katie is Captian Winkie and Brandon is Captian A.T. Captian AMBER TAMER. |
| Zach (Brandon's 3-year-old brother) - He's turning into a jackass! |
| Anonymous - Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. |
| Kelli - I'm going to mutate your body. |
| Matt - What if I was to offer you a large sum of money? Mr. Emery - That would make me a prostitute, Matt. |
| Katie - I have a better idea! Lets shoot ourselves in the feet! |
| Jason - We cannot stop until we know it all! |
| Person #1 - Why is your garage open? Person #2 - AHHHH!!! |
| Charlynn - (Petting Shawn's hair) He feels like a Gi Gi pet! Katie - A CHIA pet? |
| Joe C - Please do not use my keys as a sex toy. James - Yeah if you coud have it, Joe. |
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