| Lindsay - I smell bacon! I smell pork! Look out piggy! I got fork! |
| Erin - I enjoy this. |
| Katie - You're speaking like a spice girl! |
| Katie - Hey Char. Mr. Lowell came into Safeway yesterday. Charlynn - Well did you scream at him? Katie - No. He doesn't know me. Charlynn - Well I would have scrum at him. Note: Scrum is the past tense of Scream. |
| And when I play you play the same way. You freak me baby I f*ck you crazy, then I'm GONE! |
| Preesa - I'm wild like a toater! |
| Ace Ventura - Holy TESTICLE Tuesday! |
| Dominic - How bout this? Katie's a dork. Line segment. |
| Charlynn - I was with my grandma...oh wait...I mean my friend... |
| Katie - Yeah and you and that tootat will be together forever. |
| Mr. Emery - Jason...put down the crack pipe. |
| Laura - Why are the winshield whipers on? Charlynn - Because it's RAINING. |
| Matt - Hi. Mr. Emery - I'm not. |
| Charlynn - Oh yeah...that was that night where me and Nicole went into the bathroom and there was a big poo in the bathroom. Now I'm not talkin about an "I ate a chicken burger" poo. I'm talkin an "I ate the whole cow" poo. |
| Charlynn - I gotta keep the insheild whipers on. |
| Charlynn - (She wrote this in am email to me) well toodaloo who boo noo doo. |
| Joe C - Don't you have some bags to grocery? |
| Matt - F*ck you for showing me that. |
| Katie - I'll PAY you to adopt me. |
| T.K. - You're like...the Devil. |
| Skeen - (Doing a speech) So if you're looking for a great college go to, look no further than Duke which is in North Carolina...which is all the way across the country. |
| Dawni - Dude...whats with you and tall guys lately? Katie - I dunno man. Dawni - Oh I get it. You don't have to get on your KNEES. Katie - NO NO NO!! Dawni - OH FO SHO! |
| Carin - No no. You can't say "For Sho." You have to say "FO SHO". Get it? Bagel. |
| Joe C - Just hang on a second. I have to computate my anger. |
| Like half of her brain is a marijuana plant. |
| I like firey vagina! |
| Amanda - Well we got Snow White, Snow Mexican, and Snow Black. Now all we need is Snow Chink. |
| Vote for Carin...She puts out. |
| Michelle - Is there REALLY a bone in there? Katie - No Michelle. Michelle - Then why does it get so...you know...hard? Katie - It's called MUSCLE Michelle. |
| Joe C - How many decks in a card? |
| Charlynn - Would you really have to kill someone? |
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