| Clayton - I'm leyendoing! (He was saying "I'm reading!" which would be "Leyendo". My spanish teacher almost backhanded him.) |
| T.J. - Comerme (He didn't realize that he had said, "I eat myself." My teacher almost backhanded him too.) |
| Katie - HOE-la! (Yes...I almost recieved a backhand.) |
| Dawni - You know what the only difference between me and you Katie? Katie - Ummm...no... Dawni - I'm black and you're a firecrotch. |
| Katie - (Singing) Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little... Charlynn - You sing that again and I smack you. Katie - Fat guy in a...OW! |
| Mrs. Josephson - What might you get shunned for? Mark - Boinking a family member. Mrs. Josephson then continues to become twitterpated and asks the class if we're trying to get her fired. We continue to laugh hystericlly. |
| Major Payne - You want sympathy?! Look in the dictionary between shit and sypholis! |
| Dawni - When its late at night and you're all alone...beware of the FIRECROTCH! |
| Ace Ventura - Hi...I'm looking for Ray Finkle...and a clean pair of shorts. |
| Dawni - Katie...you're one down ass bitch. Katie - Humm...okay... |
| Everything is okay in the end. If its not okay...its not the end. |
| BOO YA GRANDMA!! |
| Charlynn - It was like 2 seconds later...well maybe it was like 30. |
| Jason - Smart people always smell funny. Chelsea - Well then Jason's a genius! |
| Katie - Wait...so I opened the door and Tyson left. Okay...what else happened? |
| Charlynn - (Shes driving...keep this in mind) Oh my God guys...do you know what I almost just said? Us guys - *Scilence* Charlynn - Where's my keys? |
| Charlynn - Oh I didn't know that I had a back window defroster! |
| Lindsay - Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon BAAAACON! Hey guys! We can make a song all about bacon! |
| Katie - Owww! Guys! Owww! My thumber! My thumber hurts! (I was referring to my thumb) |
| Charlynn - Yeah...and then she got all pissy cause I spilled her chino thingy. Charlynn was referring to a mocha. |
| Chris - I want a quote on your page thingy. |
| Mrs. Harris - Kyle, is this going to be a problem? Kyle - Well I can't see. Mrs. Harris - Kyle, I need you to face the front. Kyle - I can't. Mrs. Harris - Why? Kyle - I can't see out of this eye so I have to sit like this. |
| Katie - See the problem is...Amanda just needs to get laid. |
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