| Christy - What does that mean? Carin - They got it on. Katie - He tapped that. |
| Shizzle my nizzle |
| Kelli - What's a nizzle? |
| Amanda - That's not Snow White, that's Snow Mexican. |
| Fo Sho |
| Dawni - ~*Garanteed*~ |
| Katie - You better get up or you're gettin kicked again. |
| Dawni - I just stuck my boob in my soup. That makes me feel like such a big woman. |
| Dawni - Penisface! Katie - I'm not a penisface! |
| Mrs. Bakke - Oh chicken slivers. |
| Kyle - (This is the first thing he ever said to me) I read in a Maxim magazine once that girls are just as horney as guys. Is that true? |
| Griffin - At some point this year do I have permission to wear you as a baseball cap? Katie - Shut up. |
| Wait...why do they call you a firecrotch? I don't get it. |
| Dawni - April's a pretty firey month, ain't it Katie? Katie - Yes...yes it is. |
| What would you attempt to do if you knew that you could not fail? |
| Chicken sandwhiches cannot dance...no matter how hard they try. |
| Emily - Man...it smells like updog in here. Katie - Come again? Emily - It smells like updog. Katie - Ummm...alright... (underbreath) phycho... Emily - NO! Say it. Katie - Updog...? Emily - NO! Say "What's updog?" Katie - Why? Emily - DO IT! Katie - Wait...what am I supposed to say? Start over. Emily - AHHHH...Man...it smells like updog in here. Katie - What's updog? Emily - Not much...how bout you? Katie - I don't get it. Emily - I hate you. |
| Katie - Its like a fat guy in a Meotta. Its just not right. |
| Dawni - Here's one for you...I think that you need to sit down for this. Katie - Okay... Dawni - Are you ready? Katie - Yeah... Dawni - Penis slob Katie - You're a homo. |
| Mrs. Bakke - Oh...I thought they just wanted me for my body. |
| Mr. Villanti - Play it again Sam. |
| Ash - God loves sluts. |
| Not every cloud means a storm. |
| Katie - Boobs don't grow with height! Look at Stephaine! |
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