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| This is a new feature that I will be presenting and updating every 37.3 years. Inspired by those wonderful bastards at Something Awful, I have taken the battle against spam into my own hands. Having to delete 5,347 junk e-mails a day starts to get on my nerves, so I decided to take a look at what one of these could be about. After seeing it's wonderful hypnotic messages using CAPITOL AND BOLD letters, I almost succumbed and sent them my $19.95 that I didn't have, because like all of you at home I want to "GET RICH!" the quick and easy way by giving a stranger my money for his promises of magical mounds of "Billion Dollar Pies". Fortunately, I have no life, so I can put up a bitter and futile fight against these doers of nefarious and sometimes kinky evil using my God-given ability to be a complete and utter schmuck. I hope you enjoy! |