Your Friends and Family will think you've Hit a Jackpot in Vegas or Won The Lottery!

MAKE MONEY NOW USING MY SUPER SECRET TECHNIQUES I LEARNED FROM GOD HIMSELF!

Holy Shit!!! Use his program and your computer will hand you $60!!

This is the one that started it all, and probabrly ended it, too. It all happened when I was getting sick of deleting and blocking all my spam, so I decided to read one and visit his site. I can't believe that I wasted my time reading his entire page, that I decided to waste more time responding.

Below is his original E-mail and link to his site (if you want to waste your time... probably, you're reading this after all) and then my whole hearted, and excited response. Enjoy and LET'S GET RICH!!!

Subj: Be the Jones'
Date: 5/3/2003 7:20:46 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: LHCNbibber
Bcc: ErikSmith80

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Subj:    Re: Be the Jones'
Date:    5/4/2003 10:10:03 PM Eastern Standard Time
From:     ErikSmith80
To:     LHCNbibber

Hello Friend,

I must say, I was quite impressed by your website and �My Program� intrigues me greatly. What also intrigues me is the prospect that I may GET RICH! In just a few weeks using this mysterious program. However, you may understand that I am still a little skeptical about this enigmatic program. Could you please release to me some of the secrets of �My Program� to help me better inform my purchase, so I can be on the way to GET RICH!

I tried several of these �get rich quick� schemes in the past, all of which ended in disappointment. How does �My Program� differ from these other programs I�ve received in the e-mail over the �Inter-Net� or in want ads. I must say, the secrecy you have behind it makes me quiver with delight and excites me to such a degree, that I simply MUST find out what this covert operation is.   Is it one of those pyramid schemes? Or one of those new �Dodecahedron Schemes� I�ve heard about on CNN? Mind you, I DO want that hand to come out of the computer screen to hand me my slice of that billion dollar pie you offer in your web-site, but how can I be sure? I�ve been taken advantage of with several offers on the Inter-net, offering a range of services that just don�t measure up. My mortgage isn�t any lower, the girls aren�t really 18, and I am still not satisfied with my �size�, all of these companies have taken my money and pride and not returned a thing. What can your inter-net conspiracy do for me?

I would like to know more about the man behind the curtain, the one who will help me GET RICH! Beyond any preconceived notion of richness I have ever had in all my wildest dreams and fantasies. How did this Donny make his initial money? What was that �very exciting virtually unknown business that literally exploded all across the USA and made some very fortunate people... a lot of money!� in the early 90�s? Did he invent the slap bracelet? Those swept the nation by storm! (I still have my neon pink tiger striped one, it�s lasted me TEN years!!! :) ) If you are the one, YOU ARE A MARKETING GENIUS. Just like the maker of the pet-rock, something so FUN AND SIMPLE turned into an EMPIRE!!! And, if you�ve been to a toy store recently, I don�t have to tell you that those bracelets are coming back!!! Did he invent that, or something similar? Have I heard of his business? If it is something like that, I would LOVE to share my ideas with him. ( I have this great idea that involves a new use for a Hula-Hoop, but that�s all I�ll say for now!!! I�m not giving away all MY secrets unless you want to share!!! ;) )

I am enthralled with the chance to make a billion dollars at home, and I am a very pro-active no-nonsense person with a whole-hearted attitude, and if you don�t believe me, I�ll give you my managers contact information at 31 Flavors Downtown! (I�ve received the �Silver Scoop Award� Five months CONSECUTIVELY!!!) But I want to make the kind of monies that will make my wife and kids proud! I�m excited that I can take my dream vacation �ANYTIME AND ANYWHERE I WANT TO!� The kids have been begging for me to take them to Dollywood, but I just can�t leave work behind! Please unleash these secrets you hold unto me, so that I may give my family what they deserve!!!

I also noticed that you said 6-year-olds can use your program, Dorrell is only 5, but Daintia and Dellarondo are 7-8 respectively. Can they start this fun and easy program that will lead them to the way of a successful future? It would be great for them, they could come home after school and work on something �FUN AND EXCITING� that they will love to do, and it will keep them off the streets and away from the marijuana and video games. As long as this isn�t some kind of child labor that those shoe companies and Martha Stewart use, then It�s ok. I want my kids to understand the fun and joy of responsibility, and if your program is as fun and exciting as you claim it to be, then this may be the answer we�ve been looking for!!!

Is the secret to �My Program� a home game? Like Twister for Money? I only use this as an example, but reality shows are all the rage. Are you sending on-line applications to be on the television? Our whole family is fun and cooky and would make a great line-up for any potential reality show you have lined up!!! Why, little Dorrell watched the Game-Show network 24 hours a day� His first word was �Plink-o� :) This one mysterious miracle you hold can be the fork-lift that saves my family from the rut of poverty and despair.

Please feed me your secrets, Donny. Let me know how I can GET RICH! And eat your Billion-Berry pie! I wait with an eager anticipation for the answers you hold! Please share with me, open up to me, let me help make yourself and me the money we deserve!!!

Waiting eagerly,

Erik Smith

P.S.- If your idea is about Hula-Hoops, it�s already taken, and I WILL sue.