| I walk up closer to the window, and notice a pair of dark eyes staring at me. For some reason, I�m not afraid, and I walk closer to get a better look. The eyes definitely see me, and the figure starts to walk closer to me. It looks like� a cow! |
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| BUT NOT ANY COW! This is the cow from one of my favorite live action Japanese television shows, �Forward! Fighting Moo Moo Express!!!� The opening suddenly replays in my head. This cow was a mascot for a team of Crime Fighters, who were always in competition with another precinct for collars. |
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| I remember the lead characters fatal finishing move, the �Brilliant, Amazing, Shining Cow-Strike!� At the end of the opening, the main character comes face to waist with the Goliath sized monstrosity of their rival precinct, at the sight of which, he falls over. The rest of the team laughs, and the title shows up along with the cow in question. |
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| I snap back to the here and now. The cow must sense that I recognize it, because it jumps through the window to be with me. I�ve never met a star this close before. |
| IT ONLY GETS WEIRDER FROM HERE Chapter Two |