SCENE 6 [Zazu Sings Scene]
{The camera switches to a far view of Pride Rock. Almost all of the coloring is in gray. Most of the plants and trees appear to be dead. We can hear Zazu's first line and then the scene switches to a view of Zazu and Scar. Zazu is in a cage made of some animal's ribcage, singing. Scar is laying out on a rock picking his teeth with a bone.}
Zazu:
Nobody knows
The trouble I've seen
Nobody knows
My sorrow...
Scar: Oh Zazu, do lighten up. {He tosses the bone at Zazu and it clatters against the cage} Sing something with a little... bounce in it.
Zazu: {Thinks a moment} It's a small world after all...
Scar: {Interrupting, almost shouting} No! No. Anything but that!
Zazu: {Thinks, then holds up a feather as a tune comes to him.}
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (diddely-dee-dee)
There they are a-standing in a row...
{Scar is enjoying this and starts to join in}
Zazu and Scar: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: {While Scar continues} Oh... I would never have had to do this for Mufasa.
Scar: {Quick and angry} What? What did you say?
Zazu: Oh, nothing!
Scar: You know the law: Never, ever mention THAT name in my presence. I... am... the KING!
{Scar shoves his muzzle between the ribs of Zazu's cage on the last line. His breath blows Zazu up against the wall.}
Zazu: Yes, sire. You ARE the king. I... I... Well, I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches. {Nervous laugh}
Banzai: {Offstage} Hey Boss!
Scar: Oh, What is it this time?
Banzai: We got a bone to pick with you.
Shenzi: {To Banzai} I'll handle this. {To Scar} Scar, there's no food, no water...
Banzai: Yeah, it's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees.
Scar: {Exasperated} It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting... {makes helpless gesture}
Banzai: Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
Scar: Oh... eat Zazu.
Zazu: Oh, you wouldn't want me. I'd be so tough and gamey and... eeww...
Scar: Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garnish.
Banzai: {To Shenzi} I thought things were bad under Mufasa.
Scar: {Quick and angry again} What did you say?
Banzai: I said Muf...
{Shenzi is smiling at Scar and thwaps Banzai to remind him.}
Banzai: I said, uh... "Que pasa?"
Scar: Good. Now get out.
{The hyenas start out but then pause}
Banzai: Mm... yeah, but-- we're still hungry.
Scar: Out!
{They run off; Ed lets loose a crazy laugh}
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