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| - The One With the Butt RACHEL: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for. ROSS: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. - The One With the Butt CHANDLER: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood... MONICA: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I? ROSS: Monica? You're Mom. - The One With the Butt MONICA: (Talking on the phone to her mother) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. - The One With the Blackout MONICA: OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table. ALL: Whoooaa! ROSS: That's my sister. JOEY: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library. MONICA: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library? ROSS: Phoebs, what about you? PHOEBE: Oh... Milwaukee. RACHEL: Um... Ross? ROSS: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.' ALL: No way! ROSS: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. - The One With the Blackout JOEY: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone. ROSS: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone. JOEY: Ross, you're mayor of the zone. - The One With the Blackout PHOEBE: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... |
| - The One With the Blackout Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me? Phoebe: I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny... Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him? All: Yeah! Right! Chandler: WHAT IS IT?! Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality. All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality. Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this. |