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| - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know? Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her. - The One Where Nana Dies Twice CHANDLER: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup? JOEY: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model. CHANDLER: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman. - The One Where The Underdog Gets Away PHOEBE: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally believe everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. CHANDLER: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. - The One Where The Underdog Gets Away MONICA: Chandler, here you go, got your traditional holiday feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns. RACHEL: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? CHANDLER: All right, I'm nine years old. ROSS: Oh, I hate this story. CHANDLER: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have, and I remember this part vividly, a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. RACHEL: Oh my god. CHANDLER: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. |
| - The One Where The Underdog Gets Away Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job. Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year. Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political. - The One With the Monkey Phoebe: Thanks, hi. Um, I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.(singing) I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? [shakes bell] La lalala la la la la lalala la la... - The One With the Monkey Phoebe: (singing) ...My mother's ashes Even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's breezy... ...I feel a little sneezy And now I- [abruptly stops] - The One With the Monkey Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip? |