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| - The One With The Thumb CHANDLER: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. - The One With The Thumb RACHEL: Look look look look look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me! PHOEBE: I remember the day I got my first pay check.There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. MONICA: Wow, you worked in a mine? PHOEBE: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why? RACHEL: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally- (OPENS ENVELOPE) -not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that. - The One With George Stephanopoulas MONICA: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister.. PHOEBE: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy! - The One With George Stephanopoulas RACHEL: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay? - The One With George Stephanopoulas ROSS: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way. |
| - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent RACHEL: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants? ROSS: Rach, have you never done this before? RACHEL: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent JOEY: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, Or play with, or simply let hang... |