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- The One Where Monica Gets a Roomate

PHOEBE: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like,
you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way.

JOEY: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly
every time they come.

MONICA: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no
wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before
I was born.

- The One With the Sonogram at the End

ROSS: Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the
baby's name?

CAROL: Marlon-

ROSS: Marlon?!

CAROL: -if it's a boy, Minnie if it's a girl.

ROSS: ...As in Mouse?

CAROL: As in my grandmother.

ROSS: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how
about Julia?

CAROL: Julia..

SUSAN: We agreed on Minnie.

ROSS: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together.
Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?

- The One With the Sonogram at the End

MONICA: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You
will never see me naked'.

RACHEL: Since when?

JOEY: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means
'It is you'.

CHANDLER: Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating
leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.

PHOEBE: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha,
ha, I already am'.

RACHEL: And everybody knows this?

JOEY: Yeah. Cushions the blow.

CHANDLER: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog
to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.

ROSS: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our
dog off to live on a farm.

MONICA: Uh, Ross.

ROSS: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners,
they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could
chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!